Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 10, 2023

I used to have one of those. It wold go off every time I drove by a building with an automatic door opener.

perfecto

There is no warp 70. The scale is 1-10. At 10 you are at infinite speed.

Another one of my favorite strips.

Shut up, Wilbur, and load the photon torpedoes.

https://www.gocomics.com/bloomcounty/2013/05/12

The fact that the sheriff actually knew what “warp” was sells this to me.

“FUZZ-BUSTER”….completely forgot about those things.

That ticket is going to be expensive

“You in trouble, boy…”

Gotcha Opie, gotcha! We ain’t some dumb hayseed out here New Mexico way.

As Officer Higgins used to say, “You in a heap ’o trouble boy!”

He’s dead, Jim.

Only warp 70? Now look here, boy. How’d you ever expect to get where I’m bettin’ yer goin’ now?

Shoulda been doin’ at least warp 85….

This is so warped.

Just try suing the manufacturer when you get a ticket. If it does get to a jury trial, there will be a LOT of pointing and laughing.