Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 19, 2023

They’re insurrectionists!!! They have the same demands as Trump’s minions!!!

Aliens lock their spaceship doors when they fly past the Earth

Perhaps aliens have been here…..but why should we think they come to visit us rather than check on an experiment they started a hundred thousand years ago?

shouldn’t there be a ‘mad man in a box’ ready to stop them?

Well I, for one, would like to welcome our Zygorthian Overlords.

Is that ship height 1/2 mile or just 1/2 a mule?

“Zygort Needs Women!” (Mars must have snitched on us… ☺)

From their point of view, we are the aliens.

Too many preservatives & other chemicals in humans these days. It’d probably even poison the compost.

Just wait for it! The Aliens will decide it is not worth the time or expenditure of munitions to eliminate us. We are during such a fine job as it is.

I never have understood why aliens would take such an ogling interest in Earthling females. Wouldn’t that be something like us going “hubba hubba” over amoebas?

It’s true.

I eat steak.

And I stare luridly at the cows that live in the field next door.

Well, not really. Doesn’t make much sense to stare luridly at your food source, does it?!

About time you guys showed up. Now the earth will unify to drive you away. Just as soon as we elect a leader.

Oliver is in a state of “First Contact Shock”! He didn’t even hear the scary Zygorthian plans for human cattle….

Little hint here young Zygorthian: Oliver Wendell Jones is not your pithy little human. You’re in for it now, buster.