Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 30, 2023

Non-fat chance!

I, only recently, acquired a smart phone. So, I know what it feels like to be dragged into the 21st century,

It’s the 21st Century and we are still kicking and screaming.

Frozen yoghurt is awesome though.

I make my own. Simple recipe: Mostly Heavy cream, a little half&half, sugar, vanilla beans or crunchy peanut butter and top off with milk. Creamy and loved by all.

This one turned out to have been true! There’s LOTSA kickin’ and screamin’!!

Don’t mess with a good thing. Nothing will ever be able to replace ice cream, except more ice cream.

Haven’t seen a frozen yogurt place in many years.

There’s just no substitute for good ice cream.

For a ‘youngish’ adult, Steve sure acts like an old geezer.

It’s amazing how, knowing the type of person Steve is, he still manages to get kids and animals to perform simple tasks for him…

I reject both options, based solely on the description.

Serves Oliver right for not getting the pistachio nut as requested.

I could point out that yogurt is made from bacteria and not yeast, but not wanting to be pedantic I will refrain…

Technically, shouldn’t that be “two improvements”? Yogurt is at least still dairy, while tofu is vegetable.

Oliver, even you couldn’t imagine how different the first decade of the 21st will be from the last decade of the 20th.

I don’t think Earl and Nelson from today’s Pickles strip want to go out to his shop.

Some also thought Dipping Dots were the future

Fro yo is the best!

You’re the fool, Oliver.

I scream, you scream, we all scream . . . .

Oliver, this is worse than when you crashed the stock market and destroyed Western civilization.

I told my Mom I could tell the difference between ice cream and frozen yogurt, so she tested me, and was ticked off that I actually could. Yogurt tastes nasty to me.

Bravo, Steve-o! Oliver meets the fate deserved by all pushy “I know what’s best for you”-types!