Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 11, 2023

By Jove! Bon Jovi!

Stay away from puddles, Opus, because you know it’s Slippery When Wet.

We don’t get scripts for life either.

It’s “No one”

And yet more entertaining than…

Actually, it looks a bit like Berk didn’t have any good ideas that day, so he decided to make fun of himself.

Opus has the ear foe music, the mind for lyrics, and the moves to match!

Everyone is ad-libbing. No one is getting it correct.

As a penguin, should it be hard for Opus to wing it?!

That’s about as bad a turn it could take. What’s left for tomorrow? Poison?!

One too many Tequila Fanny-Bangers for Berk over the weekend.

Shame on BB! —Forcing the Flightless Bird, our anti-hero Opus, to wing it, so to speak!