Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 11, 2024

Yum. Venison.

How about moving a step up? Have you seen “The Man Who Sued God”, with Billy Connelly?

Did that with my kids once. Gave them venison for the first time, then told them they just ate Bambi. Little so-and-so’s asked for more. Surprisingly enough, none of them are in prison.

That’s okay Steve. You’ll get a lump of coal or something worse in your stocking this Christmas.

Time to sue Godzilla!! https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=5R-rbzcEM8A

An interesting incident at my brother’s house: a friend gave him a slab of venison, which he cooked. He sliced off a chunk and gave it to his Labrador Retriever, and being a lifelong tease, attempted to snatch the meat away from the dog. He had done this in the past with roast beef, chicken and ham … no problem. This quiet and gentle animal let out a deep growl and bared his teeth: wild meat brought out the beast in him. My brother backed off; lesson learned.

Why is Steve at his parents house? His shower not working?

A friend of mine from Sudan gave me a chunk of goat meat. I marinated it and cooked it slowly, but it was like chewing tree bark

I lived for a while in the northern part of this province and took up hunting to feed the family. My Mom came to visit and warned me strenuously not to serve her moose because it tastes so bad. Knowing better (as kids do) that was the first thing I served up. She raved how good it was. Then I told her it was moose and if her last meal tasted bad, it was because the meat wasn’t cared for properly. To her credit she said she liked the way I did it – but don’t serve it again! From then on, we always said we were having Bullwinkle for supper.

Oh deer!

Wait a few years, Steve. There’ll be QUITE the load of people to go after!!

Oh deer!

Not Rudolph?