Strange Brew by John Deering for May 03, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    Promises, promises, Siri.

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    Superfrog  over 8 years ago

    Don’t leave in a huff. Leave in a taxi.

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    Dani Rice  over 8 years ago

    I should be so lucky!

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    Cerabooge  over 8 years ago

    “Recalculating… recalculating ….recalculating ….turn left now.”That happened to me. I was in the middle of a bridge. Probably should have updated the maps long before.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 8 years ago

    ‘as soon as you can, make a legal u-turn’‘at the next street make a legal u-turn’‘please exit the freeway now’‘please proceed to your house and give your keys to your spouse and never drive again’then i threw it out the window

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    MS72  over 8 years ago

    “At the next intersection, make a U-turn. At the next intersection, make a U-turn. At the next intersection, make a U-turn. …”

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    dflak  over 8 years ago

    My GPS (LINDA = Location Identification and Navigational Directional Assistant) did this to me once. I was driving up I-81 and had noticed that the mileage to the next point on the route wasn’t moving. Since I was moving, I figured something was amiss with the unit. I had to wake it up by rebooting.

    Sometimes LINDA gets obsessive and repeats the instructions every 2 seconds. I like when I pull off at a rest stop and it tells me “Drive 159 miles” period. No direction, no follow the highlighted route, Just drive 159 miles.

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    dflak  over 8 years ago

    I like the dashed font to indicate a mechanical voice.

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