Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 16, 2016

At a time like this, a bayonet comes in handy.

Stick it right into his stomach before shooting.

This also happens in the early Peanuts. It’s enough to encourage one to not play these cowboys and police games. Everybody always wants to win.

An assault rifle is called for here. Should be easy enough to get one.

Better a miserable shot!!

Sometimes I’m like Hobbes..if I’m playing Tag and I say “you missed!” If I don’t feel their hand on me.

The bullets are unreal. Without body. They are illusions only. Shadows without substance. They will not pass through your body, for they do not exist.

Calvin stick it up against his head, Calvin and pull the trigger. If he says you missed, brain him.

Calvin: “BANG! BANG! BANG!”Hobbes: “HA! Worst shot in the West!”

LeadingEdge said, about 22 hours ago@neverenoughgoldHow in the world could you “accidentally” punch a hole in a wall?

Wow! Very impressive! Who knew you were so talented…snerk

Bang Bang My Baby Shot Me Down…

oh this is a bad precident…

Pssst Calvin, like horseshoes and thermal nuclear devices…you only need to be close.

Star Wars storm trooper marksmanship I’m sure.

If he tried it on Moe he would laugh at Calvin and call him a loser.

xxx

Copy cat games now?

Playing hard to get …

My brothers always did this with me— but said my bullets (measley girl bullets) were too weak to hurt anyone.

Denial! It works best!

Unfortunate timing.

I really dislike people like this, in real life and online.

I am an AWFUL shot too!!