Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 24, 2016

BATMAN!

The wand is taking control!

Wally Wingert’s “Adam West”

It thinks it’s the Boy Wand-er.

Surely that’s the Star Wars Imperial march… whatever, Wizard of ID just seems to be getting lamer, and lamer

You left out KA-POW!

courtesty: Neal Hefti

Someone left it on the same bat channel

Na na na na hey hey good byte

Perhaps it just needs more sodium.

Here come the hotsteppa!!!

Low mana warning.Your wand has less than 5% remaining mana.

Low mana warning.You wand has less than 5% remaining mana.

Do you wish to recharge? (Yes/No)

Time to check the warranty on that wand to see if it’s expired. There seems to be that odd connection between an object breaking down and the fact its warranty expired.

What’s wrong with it, hhhmmmmm lets see possibly SATAN!!!

@ Silversummer

In most cases, the warranty expired the day before the D***! thing breaks!!!

The last time that I heard the word “Zoinks!”, it came from Shaggy Rogers.

Sounds like “STEAM” to me!

I wonder what the trade in value is for old wands…

Remember: Never look down the tip of a misfired wand or the barrel of a misfired gun.

For some reason I didn’t do it as the Batman theme song but as the song Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye by Bananarama.

I did first think of the Batman theme, but I noticed that the hyphen is in the wrong place and there aren’t the right number of “na na”s. So I then thought of the little kid insult “Nya nya nya nya nya nya”. Still, I think it is supposed to be the Batman theme.

Actually… it’s Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da (when not saying Batman!)

Silly Wizard. You picked up the cleaning wand!

Must be the 1965 model.

Holy crossover, Batman!