Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 18, 2016
Transcript:
guy: here's my cell. call anytime! luann: i'm gonna be very busy all summer, teaching... guy: yeah. i'll be at football practice a lot. but the dog park's open at night! luann: ah. ok. well, you guys have a great summer! bye! guy2: you ready to be bummed when she doesn't call? guy: hey, sup?
JayBluE over 8 years ago
I think Jock is taking a Cavalier attitude about the whole thing.-Perhaps he’s going to try and ‘power through it’, like a Warrior ……
Dreamdeer over 8 years ago
Another bullet dodged.
Namrepus over 8 years ago
Some dogs don’t have four legs and a tail.
31768 over 8 years ago
looks like he found a replacement already!lucky Luann.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
No, Luann, uou aren’t going to be teaching. You are going to be supervising arts and crafts at a day-care. That’s rather different, as you would soon learn if you ever get around to taking an actual course in elementary education.
Airman over 8 years ago
Quite an athlete. He plays on the field and when he’s off the field, he plays the field.
luann1212 over 8 years ago
Typical caricature of a football jock. All hormones,nice guy though, and Emo/goth is a good friend. That is an interesting combination. I think the most important thing is what we found out Luann’s plan for the summer, teaching.
kmwtigger over 8 years ago
It’s nice to see Luann being nice and mature about rejecting Jockman. She has summer plans and they don’t include finding an immediate replacement for Quill.
luann1212 over 8 years ago
I am not suggesting that they are gay, since some commentators seem obsessed with that question, but in a way Emo/Goth and Mr. Jock/dog guy are sort of bromance version of Crystal and Tiffany, two opposites, or even Crystal and Knute, two complete opposites who attract.
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
I guess Principal Purgus made her an offer to repeat this summer while we were off on some other story arc.
Airman over 8 years ago
I’m getting to like Mr. Neanderthal, his positive attitude and cheerful disposition.
JayBluE over 8 years ago
“Buff And Rebuffed”“Wait And Contingency”“In A Single Rebound”“Sing For Your S’upper>” (♬)“Swag-gedy Man”“Confi-dense”“Bravad’oh!”“An Ounce Of Bounce”“And, That’s All!”“The Tide Is High, But He’s Holding on…” (♪)“Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained”“The Snuggle Ain’t Real”“Cheer Up, Sloopy Gene And Hang On”or
“Make Like A Banana And Leaf Me Alone”
Luanaphile over 8 years ago
Luann handles this well.
Phatts over 8 years ago
well, if you throw enough spaghetti at the wall, some of it is bound to stick!
Phatts over 8 years ago
I still like the jock. After all, there wasn’t any commitment yet, was there? Boys just wanna have fun!
rusty gate over 8 years ago
Unless a new love interest is introduced, looks like it’s either Luann flying solo or a re-run with Gunther. Maybe time for big brother Brad to get a story line? Maybe a summer wedding?
Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago
@Rusty Gate
Or perhaps next week, We return to the FUZE, just as one Leslie Knox, a lad who’s “just turning is life around,” is caught Sifting through the cash register….,
SactoSylvia over 8 years ago
Emo guy is turning out to be the strip’s resident sage… it’s too bad he probably won’t be around for the next school year.
Odd Dog Premium Member over 8 years ago
Does anyone know what’s got old "Roy_Boy’s " panties in a not?
kenhense over 8 years ago
Hey – Luann handled it really well! Glad to see she is not a pushover.
Eric Salinas Premium Member over 8 years ago
How you doing?
Aqsnt over 8 years ago
I bet she calls.
Aqsnt over 8 years ago
Or many they could bundle all that add a blinking light in the color of your choice for only $7.99 a month (+ tax) !!!
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
Jock is a definite optimist.that’s my take. He’s not a “dog” ( I would recognize if he was!). He’s just into casual dating. At that age, nothing wrong with that.
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
Roy_Boy posted that rant at every comic I visit.
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
“Now, if I could get a little PLATINUM oval after my name with a little GOLD crown encrusted with RUBIES and EMERALDS all sitting on a little RED carpet wherein the oval says “ULTIMATEPRO” for $2.99 per month, I would jump at the opportunity.”
sounds kinda familiar …..
Willywise52 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Bummed?About what?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
He’s got plan B and plan C and well, you know!
BillH77 over 8 years ago
Luann is not as good as she thinks. She is a day care worker. STEM students are doing their first internships in technical fields. Students in ROTC are getting shipped off to their first military camps. Business & Programming students are learning their crafts. But Luann is a glorified babysitter. She is a glorified babysitter who goes to a community college. BTW, that football player might be going into criminal justice and he will be earning fair pay as a cop in a few yeas.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
How about Flow Pro with the word white water rafting, or nestled in a bed of rose petals – purchaser’s choice. (But anyone who trolls, flamebaits, or complains incessently can not keep the status due to almost never being able to go w the flow. They get damned to having a beaver dam icon, on fire for flame baiters, and w big eyes peering out for trolls.
31768 over 8 years ago
not only that, but shes a real hottie too!and she digs him. check her out, shes winking at him! relief for Luann, and a much hotter dish for the playa’.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
He’s wasting his time on a neurotic who only wants guys she can’t have.
jrankin1959 over 8 years ago
I’ll take that as a “no”…
greenearthman over 8 years ago
Whoa! For a dumb jock, this guy has real game. You have to give every one a try. True 40 years ago. Surely still true.
Sakamichi over 8 years ago
Looks like Lunk is trading up.
kjeffus over 8 years ago
Well, at least he’s authentic
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Jock’s willingness to give one girl his phone number and then immediately turn his attention to a different girl (they may be friends from another class, we just don’t know) shows that Jock is interested in casual dating, which is a perfectly acceptable social activity, especially at his age. Luann, on the other hand, has never been interested in casual dating. Ever since she was an adolescent, her overwhelming ambition in life has been to have a boyfriend. Dating multiple people is just not for her. Jock had better learn soon that dating Luann is a real commitment, not just a fun activity. If Jock is as serious about football as Quill is about acting, then Luann will dump him, too. When you date Luann, it’s all-or-nothing.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 8 years ago
Short term memory ftw.
mjb515 over 8 years ago
Taking the shot gun approach.
locake over 8 years ago
I like Jock, he is friendly to all people, even to the negative, depressing Emo. Jock will find a girlfriend soon, and probably have a much happier life than either Luann or Emo.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
resilience
richardzimdars over 8 years ago
Sorry, but Luann’s immaturity and shallowness shines like a beacon in this strip. She doesn’t know the athlete well enough to be judging him on the little knowledge she has of him. Sadly, we begin our initial judgement of people based on what we each look like and immediately decide whether or not we want to spend time getting to know that person instead of getting to know the person first before deciding if we invested our time well. People deserve better and should liked for who they are, not what they are or what they look like.
richardzimdars over 8 years ago
Oh, and I hope we’ll see more of the brunette. She looks interesting.
Trainman over 8 years ago
I like the replacement girl very much! One of the best ones drawn by our able cartoonist! Maybe we can see more of her!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
Instead of the green oval PRO or other pricier options, hit it from the other direction:Pay for the right to place descriptive symbols beside other people, majority rules.Possibly a troll icon, angel icon, demon icon, scarecrow icon, Yoda icon, Trump icon — or would that fall under one of the previous icons?, Clinton icon — or would that fall under one of the previous icons?.Anyhoo, you could get more folks involved
ironman01 over 8 years ago
A moment of silence please to mourn what could have been.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
“Trolls that will make rank comments come back after a few hours and remove them happy that they generated so much comment. ".Yep.I missed it altogether.
jay_dallas over 8 years ago
Whoa! That was a quick trade up!
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
I guess that is to my note that since many of us figure casual dating is right for Luann right now, that there is no reason to not accept that it mght be right for Jock right now, too.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
:-D
RSH over 8 years ago
Phewww… that’s a relief . We don’t have to go through a Luann & Caveman relationship. Still hoping for some art related passion.
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
I don’t know why the usual HTML to repost a strip didn’t work above. Trying again:
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Jocko is easy-going. I hope we see more of him in the future.Emo is in the line of Bernice and Crystal, a maker of sarcastic or negative or sardonic commentary, but not a baddie. He is a sidekick, not a lead character.The anonymous chick with the curly black hair looks like she might be a good match for Jocko.I wish them all well….
RSH over 8 years ago
I wonder if Jock and Emo are friends outside of art class. They seem like an unlikely pair. But Emo seems to be constantly ‘coaching’ Jock. He follows up on just about everything Jock says or does.
JayBluE over 8 years ago
Well, if you want to be “technical” about it… (ha, ha, ha!)
JayBluE over 8 years ago
We both forgot “A Phone-y Excuse” and “Cell Block”!
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hey, imagine this for Luann’s skill set: an online subscription educational series for young children with not a lot of workers so the same people do sets, performing (including songs and comedy), and writing.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Alert:Tieing one on with the old card
richardzimdars over 8 years ago
@SukieCrandall I respect your response greatly, but I do speak from experience as I have treated some of the women I’ve met in my past just like Luann has, while a lot of women who have known me for months, or even years still consider me to be un-datable, even though they consider me a really nice guy. It’s a double-edged sword, and people deserve better. Luann may have known him for two semesters, but how much has she hung out with him to really know him?
old_timey_dude over 8 years ago
It would be nice if we were to see Luann actually engage in some college-level academics. That art class was first-class nonsense. However this is Moony Uni ….. not really anyone’s idea of the sort of college they’d aspire to. I’d like to see Luann push herself and pursue something more meaningful in her third year of college (yes third year people!) than obsessing over her puerile concerns like the social rivalry with Tiffany and the next boy not named Quill……It would have been nice to see her trip to New York open her eyes to something larger than herself and her self involved existence. Like perhaps she might have encountered some urban poverty by taking the subway a little bit out of the way and maybe realized she might like to spend part of her life teaching poor children who have real problems in an inner-city magnet school. But no, all we get in this strip is typical suburban nonsense that leads…..nowhere.
.Froge. almost 4 years ago
Why is that girl just looking at that boy. Also, jock or what ever his name just moved onto another girl after he asked luann.