Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 11, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    Not the fat one, he’ll eat all the profits!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    So what can I get at a sex shop?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I’m the same way about garage sales…

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    Imagine these zany zoo critters going to a flea market.

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    Kali39  over 8 years ago

    Zaphod: Will you please tell us where you are?Marvin the Paranoid Android: I’m in the car park.Zaphod: What are you doing in the car park?Marvin: Parking cars. What else does one do in a car park?Zaphod: Okay! Okay! Hey, Marvin’s down in the car park!Arthur: What is he doing in the car park?Zaphod: Parking cars, what else, dumdum! .— Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    PackratJohn….Yeah, I was going to say they need to find a garage sale, so they can buy someplace to keep their farmers.

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    dadoctah  over 8 years ago

    Every time I pass a sign that says “Yard Sale”, I want to walk up and say “I’d like a yard of this, and a couple of yards of that”.

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    blunebottle  over 8 years ago

    By the way, speaking of movies (as we were over the last few days), I always watch the credits. Some of them are well worth it, like the end credits to Mel Brooks movie: “To Be Or Not To Be”.

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    Kristiaan  over 8 years ago

    Next up: a flea market.

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 8 years ago

    Don’t go to the Baby Sale!

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    I would think that a farmers market sells produce. But most of them just sell prepared food and other stuff.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Rat and Goat are both in full character, while Pig is On the Fringe, being Pig as only he can. And, while I sympathize with Goat (hear me roar, Cartoon-Boy!), I have to admit that Rat’s logic is impeccable….

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    Egrayjames  over 8 years ago

    I never did understand the SLOW CHILDREN sign on the street in front of my house when I was growing up.

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    Egrayjames  over 8 years ago

    Revised: I never did understand the SLOW CHILDREN sign on the street in front of my house when I was growing up…..still don’t.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 8 years ago

    It’s saying cars need to be slow, so they don’t hit children.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 8 years ago

    Don’t buy McDonald…he’s too old.

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    Lucid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    They look like the “Stepford Farmers.”

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    aw, but Goat then you wouldn’t exist

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    StCleve72  over 8 years ago

    The strip and resulting comments were really apropos today: Corny!

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    prunes666  over 8 years ago

    May I suggest that the Pearls cast look here here, first ? http://www.gocomics.com/us-acres

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    Laynegg  over 8 years ago

    So why would pig want the one with the pitch fork…..uh oh better run Stephan!

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I only buy Amish at the farmer’s market… they never complain about the unheated doghouse I stick them in.

    (I’ll be leaving now…)

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    I hope Pig remembers to buy some farmers’ insurance.

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    Vonne Anton  over 8 years ago

    When we see a YARD SALE sign, we immediately start discussing where we could put that yard if we could afford it.

    SLOW CHILDREN must embarrass those, poor, slow children.

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    ED CANTWELL  over 8 years ago

    I arrived at a garage sale with a crane and a flatbed semi and all they wanted to sell were old dishes and kiddy clothes. Sheesh! Ya can’t believe what ya read nowadays.

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    Albertaguy  over 8 years ago

    I do get the joke and I do find it funny, but it does illustrate urban bias and ignorance. Very few farmers wear straw hat and bib overalls. And close to half of all farmers are women.

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    nerdhoof  over 8 years ago

    Watch those apostrophes. If you want to buy fresh vegetables, go to a farmer’s market.

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    Alphaomega  over 8 years ago

    @Albertaguy. You do realize we’re dealing with a mostlyAmerican audience here don’t you?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Alpha omega… Not sure what that’s supposed to mean…But you and Alberta guy do know this is a comic strip, right? American farmers don’t all wear bib overalls… Prisoners don’t wear black and white striped pajamas.Lady animals don’t always wear bows in their hair… or towering wigs like Larry’s wife, Patty.

    But all those conventions are old fashioned comic strip character identifiers, not meant to portray any sort of reality… designed to provoke a chuckle, not social analysis… In fact, Pastis lives in the same N CA city I do, in a very agricultural area… surrounded by dairies, vineyards, and small farms and ranches.You can find me standing at a farmer’s market one night a week in summer, helping sell fresh vegetables. We have tons of real, working farmers …

    I suppose that’s why we can sell them off like that.

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    Is one of the farmers Old McDonald by any chance?xxx

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    Stocky One  over 8 years ago

    Reminds me of the time I bought a metre stick. Turns out it was about 3 inches short. I guess that’s ’cause i bought at a yard sale!

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    Godfrey's sugar daddy 69  over 8 years ago

    Oh ma gosh terrible pun doe

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    Duke of Omnium  over 8 years ago

    If they sell shoes at a shoe store, and toys at a toy store, what exactly do they sell at a Christian store?

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    Alphaomega  over 8 years ago

    @SusanSunshine. It was a good natured jab but I stand corrected anyway.I always enjoy your comments by the way.

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    Ginny Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I swear – this is the only strip that makes me howl out loud!

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    Jim Kerner  over 8 years ago

    Very punny. Very punny.

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    Solaricious Premium Member over 8 years ago

    If this is a veiled criticism that Lynda Hopkins is bought and paid for by development interests, you’re much more sophisticated than I thought…

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    DragonNerd  over 3 years ago

    Avoid flea markets

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