Herman by Jim Unger for June 08, 2016

Flash, Flash….100 yard Dash!

Welcome to the VA. How may we assist you?

Loser.

I remember one where they only had two numbers,4 and 387, let us say.Whenever they called out 4, they replaced it and the next guy got itthen they called out 4 againthe 387 guy kept being not calledfunny

Find the guy with #5 and sprinkle head shrinking powder on him so that you can switch numbers. (Pop culture reference…think movies)

I’ll be right with you sir.

Remember the Frank and Earnest one where he pulls the square root of -1?

Must be at the DMV.

Looks like me in line at the checkout counter in the store. This line looked faster when I got into it.

It’s gonna be a loooong day at the DMV !

Actually this could happen at the NC DMV. They have different number ranges for different services so number 102 might be called after 301.

Getting groceries in Venezuela right now.

Been there… or pretty close. Government office; long queue; and the guard suggested I go have lunch and come back in a couple of hours.