Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 16, 2016
Transcript:
TV: zZz Flo: So does congress-man have any supah powahs? Ned: Well, it's more like a magical one than super. He gets donors to spend millions for his job that pays about $170,000 a year, and magically becomes a millionaire. TV: Zurp Superman: Up, up and away!...To the cayman islands bank. TV: Cha-ching Flo: Theah's nothin' magical about graft, deah. Ned: Yeah, but avoiding any scrutiny about it is.
Enter.Name.Here over 8 years ago
Capitalism may be the best game in town, but it’s still a screwed-up one…
chassimmons Premium Member over 8 years ago
In Oscar Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Gray an aristocratic snob is frowning on a marriage with an American heiress. His nephew accepts the power of money:.“They are pork-packers, I suppose?”.“I hope so, Uncle George, for Dartmoor’s sake. I am told that pork-packing is the most lucrative profession in America, after politics.”
Alex Morales over 8 years ago
This sounds suspiciously like the Clinton Foundation… You want favors, you donate to the foundation…
Egrayjames over 8 years ago
You nail’d it by saying “institutionalized corruption”. The Mafia recognizes this and uses it as justification for their existence.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Besides, I heard that Hillary was giving the millions she accepted from countries that execute people for being gay to the families of the victims of the Pulse Massacre.Was that not the case?
Carl Premium Member over 8 years ago
With a trillion dollar budget and power to affect all the money in the USA as it filters through DC what more superpower do you need? If you want money out of politics get politics out of money.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Z urp
dabugger over 8 years ago
Only magic is in stealing others money.
rickray777 over 8 years ago
Sure. Congress Man (or Congress Woman) has the so-called “Super Power” of just standing by, however desperate the situation:“’Laissez faire’ is my motto! If that ain’t a Super Power, I’d like to know what it is!"Yep, like I said before: The World’s WORST Superhero Ever!
JohnHarry Premium Member over 8 years ago
here’s an economics question.With all the wackjobs out there -Why isn’t Renolds Wrap more expensive?A right wing plot?
puddleglum1066 over 8 years ago
It’s actually not that common for politicians to become wealthy in office; it costs too much to run the unending campaign for re-election and there are too many inconvenient laws that might just trip you up (like being caught with $100K cash in your freezer). But once you leave office, you can—quite legally—take a very high-paying job as a lobbyist, peddling your contacts on the Hill to the highest bidder. That’s where the real money is. Ditto for the Pentagon generals who retire to work as “advisors” or “consultants” for defense [sic] contractors. No need to take a bribe; just retire after a few years and it’s all legal.
Linguist over 8 years ago
Our elected officials are mere petty thieves compared to some South American politicians:
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (AP) — An official in the former government of President Cristina Fernandez who was arrested as he allegedly tried to hide $9 million in cash at an Argentine monastery has been transferred to a local hospital.
Police officers arrested former Public Works Secretary Jose Lopez Monday at a monastery on the outskirts of Buenos Aires. They discovered wads of cash in dollars and three other currencies in more than 160 packages
His lawyer said Wednesday that he’s suffering a “psychotic episode.” Fernanda Herrera also tells reporters that Lopez is “hearing voices, is delirious and is suffering from panic attacks.”
Must have been on the Trump Committee to Hate Halt Hillery. .
Triviaguy over 8 years ago
As said earlier, Exoticdoc2 is female.
caligula over 8 years ago
Su’pah Hill
dflak over 8 years ago
Q: What’s a Congressman’s favorite game?A: PAC-Man
Fan o’ Lio. over 8 years ago
Was he in congress or just incongruous?
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
In Washington, D.C., it’s S.O.P!