FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 24, 2016

At some moment, Jason’s gotta get a brain freeze from that snow cone if he keep asking for more syrup.

It’s a good thing they don’t make eggplant syrup or Ande would buy it.

You know nothing Jason Fox.

The Red Priestess does not have red hair. And, um, did Jason just call his mother a prostitute?

I’ll answer the question that’s bound to come up, for those of us who don’t watch “Game of Thrones”…some how I understood that it IS a GOT reference. (any more specific, and I’m out of luck, but I got THAT much.)

His name was Jon Snow. Of course.

See the Resurrection paragraph here: http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Priest

Jason shouldn’t be watching Game of Thrones period!

You know nothing, Jon Snowcone

Or, he could save time by just drinking the syrup right from the bottle …

Hmmm. I never had blueberry sno-cones before. Blue raspberry, yeah. There’s this sports bar around here and it may be a chain that has spiked sno-cones. You get it in a sort-of cone-shaped glass. I got the tropical one. Really good! The place is called Rocky’s.

And yet, somehow, she knew exactly what he was talking about.

Wheaʻ I shtay from dasʻ call one Shave Ice, braddah!!! Bet theaʻs one azuki bean in da bottom.

Oh, I see. You’re allowed to mess around with puns when it comes to guacamole and Alice in Wonderland, but when your son tries it with A song of Ice and Fire you refuse to play along.