The Unofficial GoComics Staton/Curtis Death ListAs compiled by boboscar, Tarry Plaguer, and AnyFaceNOTE: Names with a + were found dead or killed prior to the story start.+ Wormy & Thistledew (Reported dead in armory fire) 3/21/11Flyface 4/22/11The Fifth & Eddie Garcia (Caught in ’Thor’s Hammer’ beam weapon overload explosion) 4/25/11Earl (Flaky and Hot Rize’s innocent co-worker) 5/12/11Hot Rize (Asphyxiated in flour silo) 5/28/11Emma Parks (A.K.A. Ponytail Mk I) 6/14/11The 2 terrorists who tried to hire and double cross Morning Gloria 8/13/11Big Frost 10/20/11Apparatus Member (Killed by DoubleUp) 10/25/11 & fed to Tonsils 10/27/11Flakey Biscuits 10/29/11, confirmed 5/29/16 (of a heart attack brought on by Blaze’s murder attempt)+ Sizzler Sitzes (Hired by Kadaver to kill Charles Adams A.K.A. Baron Clovis in a hit and run. Was then shot and killed by Kadaver to keep him quiet) 10/31/11 identified 11/9/11Cueball 1/31/12Mr. Levitz (Doubleup’s main henchman in his first story; later killed by Kadaver to get Doubleup off) 3/13/12+ Vincent Vinyl 5/5/12 confirmed 5/11/12The 3 supporting members of the Mumbles Quartet (Car bomb explosion arranged by Abner Kadaver under Panda’s orders) 5/20/12Lt. Teevo (Fed to Muerte Vine by The Mushroom Lady) 7/8/12 confirmed 7/18/12Davey Mylar (A.K.A. Mr. Crime Mk II) 7/14/12 tombstone 9/30/12Panda (Tripped and fell into Tonsils’ tank under smoke cover released by Abner Kadaver, then eaten) 7/15/12 confirmed 7/23/12+ Arthur Curry (Aquarium director) 8/22/12Bookie (Measles’ partner) 10/14/12Measles (Overdose) 11/10/12+ Stephen Baux’s fiancée 2/8/13 identified 2/27/13Simon Baux A.K.A. Sweat Box (Struck by train during car chase) 2/24/13Diet Smith Industries Guard (Supposedly killed by Bardoll) 6/25/13 (Uncertain; shown lying on the ground and called a “casualty” on 6/29/13, but unconfirmed)Bardoll 7/7/13 confirmed 7/16/13Hy Pressure 9/28/13 confirmed 10/8/13Bill “Shortcake” Mitchell (Apparatus member) (never confirmed, but implied) 10/31/13Miles Mycroft (Garroted by Silver Nitrate, then fed to Lena the Hyena) 1/26/14Mr. Kolossal 4/30/14Ed Rosato (Never confirmed, but implied) 5/14/14Tabby Angus 5/28/14The Butcher of the Balkans A.K.A. Henrik Wilemse (Punjab placed his magic blanket over him, sending the Butcher on to “fly with the Maji” where none have ever returned) 7/27/14Axel’s “crack combat troops” (Implied to have all gone the same way as The Butcher of the Balkans a la Punjab) 9/30/14Axel (Blown up by Dr. Kenyon’s unstable experimental explosive) 10/5/14Otis (Killed by Gruesome) 12/5/14Mrs. Flattop (Flattened by 70-pound Film Canister thrown by Sprocket Nitrate in self-defense) 3/1/15 confirmed 3/6/15Cork 4/29/15 confirmed 5/1/15Fontane 5/6/15 confirmed 5/12/15Jimmy Choo Shooz (Sucked into undertow at Lake Prachett) 6/4/15Méliès (Accidentally shot with 50 caliber bullet – Possibly in right eye – By Apollo) 8/23/15 confirmed 8/31/15Rocket Munroe & Apollo (They would’ve been fatally shot by 9/12/15, on 9/13/15 it’s implied Venus is the only one on that floor still alive, on 9/21/15, Rocket & Apollo are among those on that floor who are identified.)Venus 9/22/15+ Vic Smith /John Cassaday 11/7/15+ Byron Orlock 11/16/15Freddy Capp 11/23/15The Hangman/The Brow’s Son/Alfred Brau, Jr. (caught and hanged in Tracy’s safety cable while trying to hang Tracy) 12/10/15Cheater Gunsmoke and his driver (crushed to death by Rikki Mortis’ special car) 7/19/16
Cruising down the streets at nightLooking for a car to biteRikki felt alive and full of joyHustling and bursting forth with prideWhile searching for a viable rideShe didn’t care if the driver was a girl or boyThe stars were all aligned in one accordWhen she was munching on a Lincoln or a FordThere was a twinkle in her eyes she couldn’t denyShe relished every second every beatAnd was grateful many never used their feetWhile she accepted she was hooked on “Crunch-a-Car” high.
Since Rikki is a contractor, not a random killer, she must have a specific target or targets in mind. The questions are, whom, and will she cross paths with Lizz and Sam before she finds her intended? She looks pretty locked on target in panel 3….
I guess the witness is left in charge until the new owners arrive – just like Slim and his look-alike were at the OTB sites where Cork and Fontaine, respectively, were killed by Jimmy Choo Shooz. Maybe all these guys form an underlings’ support group LOL
AnyFace over 8 years ago
You really would think it would be hard to miss.
jonahhex1 over 8 years ago
Be interesting to know who put out the contract on Cheater Gunsmoke….Cheater must have REALLY ticked somebody off.
rogerwms over 8 years ago
Back at the top of row 2. Very good!
boboscar over 8 years ago
The Unofficial GoComics Staton/Curtis Death ListAs compiled by boboscar, Tarry Plaguer, and AnyFaceNOTE: Names with a + were found dead or killed prior to the story start.+ Wormy & Thistledew (Reported dead in armory fire) 3/21/11Flyface 4/22/11The Fifth & Eddie Garcia (Caught in ’Thor’s Hammer’ beam weapon overload explosion) 4/25/11Earl (Flaky and Hot Rize’s innocent co-worker) 5/12/11Hot Rize (Asphyxiated in flour silo) 5/28/11Emma Parks (A.K.A. Ponytail Mk I) 6/14/11The 2 terrorists who tried to hire and double cross Morning Gloria 8/13/11Big Frost 10/20/11Apparatus Member (Killed by DoubleUp) 10/25/11 & fed to Tonsils 10/27/11Flakey Biscuits 10/29/11, confirmed 5/29/16 (of a heart attack brought on by Blaze’s murder attempt)+ Sizzler Sitzes (Hired by Kadaver to kill Charles Adams A.K.A. Baron Clovis in a hit and run. Was then shot and killed by Kadaver to keep him quiet) 10/31/11 identified 11/9/11Cueball 1/31/12Mr. Levitz (Doubleup’s main henchman in his first story; later killed by Kadaver to get Doubleup off) 3/13/12+ Vincent Vinyl 5/5/12 confirmed 5/11/12The 3 supporting members of the Mumbles Quartet (Car bomb explosion arranged by Abner Kadaver under Panda’s orders) 5/20/12Lt. Teevo (Fed to Muerte Vine by The Mushroom Lady) 7/8/12 confirmed 7/18/12Davey Mylar (A.K.A. Mr. Crime Mk II) 7/14/12 tombstone 9/30/12Panda (Tripped and fell into Tonsils’ tank under smoke cover released by Abner Kadaver, then eaten) 7/15/12 confirmed 7/23/12+ Arthur Curry (Aquarium director) 8/22/12Bookie (Measles’ partner) 10/14/12Measles (Overdose) 11/10/12+ Stephen Baux’s fiancée 2/8/13 identified 2/27/13Simon Baux A.K.A. Sweat Box (Struck by train during car chase) 2/24/13Diet Smith Industries Guard (Supposedly killed by Bardoll) 6/25/13 (Uncertain; shown lying on the ground and called a “casualty” on 6/29/13, but unconfirmed)Bardoll 7/7/13 confirmed 7/16/13Hy Pressure 9/28/13 confirmed 10/8/13Bill “Shortcake” Mitchell (Apparatus member) (never confirmed, but implied) 10/31/13Miles Mycroft (Garroted by Silver Nitrate, then fed to Lena the Hyena) 1/26/14Mr. Kolossal 4/30/14Ed Rosato (Never confirmed, but implied) 5/14/14Tabby Angus 5/28/14The Butcher of the Balkans A.K.A. Henrik Wilemse (Punjab placed his magic blanket over him, sending the Butcher on to “fly with the Maji” where none have ever returned) 7/27/14Axel’s “crack combat troops” (Implied to have all gone the same way as The Butcher of the Balkans a la Punjab) 9/30/14Axel (Blown up by Dr. Kenyon’s unstable experimental explosive) 10/5/14Otis (Killed by Gruesome) 12/5/14Mrs. Flattop (Flattened by 70-pound Film Canister thrown by Sprocket Nitrate in self-defense) 3/1/15 confirmed 3/6/15Cork 4/29/15 confirmed 5/1/15Fontane 5/6/15 confirmed 5/12/15Jimmy Choo Shooz (Sucked into undertow at Lake Prachett) 6/4/15Méliès (Accidentally shot with 50 caliber bullet – Possibly in right eye – By Apollo) 8/23/15 confirmed 8/31/15Rocket Munroe & Apollo (They would’ve been fatally shot by 9/12/15, on 9/13/15 it’s implied Venus is the only one on that floor still alive, on 9/21/15, Rocket & Apollo are among those on that floor who are identified.)Venus 9/22/15+ Vic Smith /John Cassaday 11/7/15+ Byron Orlock 11/16/15Freddy Capp 11/23/15The Hangman/The Brow’s Son/Alfred Brau, Jr. (caught and hanged in Tracy’s safety cable while trying to hang Tracy) 12/10/15Cheater Gunsmoke and his driver (crushed to death by Rikki Mortis’ special car) 7/19/16
cripplious over 8 years ago
Queue Born to Be Wild. Or I am Woman Hear me roar
avenger09 over 8 years ago
Cruising down the streets at nightLooking for a car to biteRikki felt alive and full of joyHustling and bursting forth with prideWhile searching for a viable rideShe didn’t care if the driver was a girl or boyThe stars were all aligned in one accordWhen she was munching on a Lincoln or a FordThere was a twinkle in her eyes she couldn’t denyShe relished every second every beatAnd was grateful many never used their feetWhile she accepted she was hooked on “Crunch-a-Car” high.
Neil Wick over 8 years ago
The “Mystery Machine” (sounds familiar) is sure to have been spotted, or will be spotted soon, I’m sure. How could you miss it?
22ph over 8 years ago
One happy girl on the way to the next on her list. It will be a very busy night for Rikki… and more entries for the death list
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 8 years ago
.Good morning guys!.Rikki appears to be loving her new vehicle. Who is next on her list?
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 8 years ago
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Have you seen the 2017 model yet, Rikki?.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Since Rikki is a contractor, not a random killer, she must have a specific target or targets in mind. The questions are, whom, and will she cross paths with Lizz and Sam before she finds her intended? She looks pretty locked on target in panel 3….
tsull2121 over 8 years ago
You stole my thunder Jpuzz… I was gonna say that I can see a Scooby Doo Crossover coming! lol
FFosdick over 8 years ago
Sam is still smoking a toothpick I see
thunderbearr over 8 years ago
There she is! <3
thunderbearr over 8 years ago
Chris Sherlock over 8 years ago
Not a mystery if you know Rikki…
Chris Sherlock over 8 years ago
“And I would’ve gotten away it, too…if it weren’t for those meddling kids cops!”
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“Rut roh, Raggy!”
Don Bagert Premium Member over 8 years ago
I guess the witness is left in charge until the new owners arrive – just like Slim and his look-alike were at the OTB sites where Cork and Fontaine, respectively, were killed by Jimmy Choo Shooz. Maybe all these guys form an underlings’ support group LOL
Kip W over 8 years ago
The hit was ordered by Chester Cheetah, who resents the confusion over names.
Blackthorne42 over 8 years ago
I don’t know what’s more scary… the sheer power of the vehicle, or Rikki’s calm, serene demeanor.
abdullahbaba999 over 8 years ago
Rikki’s got the Tank Girl vibe…with Rowwer & Crunch et al
3pibgorn9 over 8 years ago
Am I now just noticing that Sam’s cigarette has become a toothpick?
William Weedman over 8 years ago
I was thinking more “Real Wild Child” by Iggy Pop…
Tarry Plaguer over 8 years ago
I wonder if Rikki got any of her parts from SAS Forks their SAS Scorpion definitely has the vampire “Bite” down.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 8 years ago
Gweedo asked,Still feel safe with Rikki, crypt mate, Bill ?!?!-———————————————————————-.I am a bit concerned, Gweedo! Welcome back!