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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 06, 2016
Transcript:
Toni: If we want to save money to get our own place, I should just move in with you and TJ for now. Brad: Well, our house is roomier, and it has yard for shannon. Toni: It's settled then I'll live with you boys. Brad: But let's wait until December. Luann: you want to wait until we're married? Brad: not really, but it'll take that long for TJ and me to get the place clean...
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
āTaināt easy being a bachelor. Iām still one and there are times Iām messy.
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
And how long before Third-Wheel TJ is asked to find new quarters?
Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago
āJust Toni and Me,āāAnd Old Smiley Makes Three!āāWeāre Living In My-Folks-Rent-al!ā
Brad, just before it slowly dawns on Him that Having TJ around after They are married, might not be such a HOT Idea after allā¦..,
GirlGeek Premium Member over 8 years ago
TJ has enough money for his own place!! Iām sure he wouldnāt mind giving the house to you
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Thinking ahead about cleaning a head
maverick1usa over 8 years ago
Canāt believe Brad wants to put off Toni moving in! He should be saying lets start packing your stuff!
Airman over 8 years ago
Wait a minute, why donāt they just invest in a bigger chair? Or does Brad already own that house?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 8 years ago
And trust me, Toni, if you start cleaning, they will assume you have claimed the task and will step back rather than interfere.
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
I was right on where, butā¦. I didnāt see THAT coming!I hope they get a bedroom with good sound-proof walls 0.o
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 hours ago
@Mikeyj
Schroeder was hardly a tyke when we met him and he found he was a prodigy at toy piano.^^I never mentioned Schroeder, but, as I recall it, he was also younger than Charlie, in the early strips
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
I was pretty sure that I remembered Schroeder as being a baby, in his first appearanceā¦ I was correct
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kenhense over 8 years ago
Maybe itās just the dirty house. But it could be also that Brad doesnāt want to live with Toni as a couple with TJ still in the house. Youād think that Brad & Toni ā two firemen ā make enough money to rent this small house on their own. Maybe Brad has some silly plan to entice TJ out by December. That wonāt work (TJ doesnāt like to be outsmarted).
GuntherGrass over 8 years ago
Right on! Iāve been one to always want to marry my women before moving in together, but last couple or 3 times necessity forced us to move in before marriage. Yes, thereās a natural inertia postponing the wedding once the move-in has taken place. Several of my long-time friends have done this as well, even boasting about it. Iām sadder but wiser, also in Sacramento.
GuntherGrass over 8 years ago
I, too, have several friends who have very long term relationships. They are people of love and integrity who demonstrate what natural marriage is supposed to be. In fact, I refer to these partners as "your husband " or āyour wifeā.
I think the main reason for civil marriage is to restrain those who are without sufficient love and integrity from taking advantage of one or the other.
Ruth Brown over 8 years ago
Bradās parents own the house he is renting. Why are they even tinkling of keeping TJ in the place? How many bathrooms does it have? With Shannon, too, possibly.
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
how did they let you escape from Arc-o-Mess?
upanddown17 over 8 years ago
Iāll probably get ridiculed for being āout of touchā,but I agree 100% with your second sentence.
kaystari Premium Member over 8 years ago
OOooooohhh no! Donāt do it this way Greg! Keep the moral precedent! Tell people that it is possible and good for people to not live together before marriage. Please! My wife and I did it, it can be done! Itās not financial suicide, yet statistics do show that the divorce rate is higher among those who live together.
When the mentality is that itās a ātrial run,ā that mentality can follow into the marriage.
(anyone who wants to argue me on this, I will never remember to check back here and read up,)
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
So it ends up being Toni who brings up moving into Bradās place, not the other way around! Interesting.
fcurtiss over 8 years ago
best comment ever.
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
Maybe Brad should hire Knute to help with the cleaning!
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
ā¦. TJ and I ? Oh, letās not go there again !
electricpostcard over 8 years ago
Why donāt just say forget it and get a place of their own. Itāll cost more but will be symbolic of them. Why bother with her or his place. Start fresh and new.
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
When will women ever learn? Donāt move in with the guy until you have that ring on your finger. Brad will use Toni as an unpaid whore. Thatās how guys are. And women like that then wonder when he will marry her. Why should he, heās getting what he wants without getting married. And besides, no man wants to marry a woman that will go to bed with him before getting married. Heāll wonder if she will go to bed with him, how many other guys will she go to bed with. That is an unpaid whore. If sheās going to be a whore, she might as well get paid for it. .A ārealā man doesnāt want a loose woman to be the mother of his children. I guess wedding rings donāt mean what they used to. I hope Toni does not move in with the guys. If she does, she will be the subject of whispers in the menās locker room at the firehouse (when Bradās not there of course).^^^Ummmm what century are YOU living in?
imbaldeagle over 8 years ago
Toni surprises me ā sheās always had a lot of common sense. She should listen to herself: Iāll live with āyou boysā. Sounds like Brad should be nervous about some TJ problems. I remember one segment when TJ walked in on Nancy when she was bathingā¦..
31768 over 8 years ago
go figure brad. hes a bachelor and Luannās brother. he couldnāt have a messier background than that one.Toni will bring beauty and order to the household.
Peabody429 over 8 years ago
āTJ and Iā not āTJ and meā
Caldonia over 8 years ago
Looks like Team Evans has created an unrealistic scenario just to continue The Monkey-boys Adventures.
Peabody429 over 8 years ago
My dadās 3 rules: A guy should have a degree, a car, and a job before he proposes. Anything less is asking for trouble.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Okay, just saw another GG post i missed. We have some differences, but at least they are not separated by centuries.There persists being a view by some ā especially men ā that marraige is always better for the woman. Huh? Just as there are men served by finding they do not want to marry someone they are living with, so, too, are there women who later think, āWhew, i really dodged a bullet by realizing i did not want to marry that man.āIf the couple is truly well suited then living together will not do any harm and simply cements the choice to make their relationship stronger as it did for us.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
First, clean up, with TJ. Then, evict TJ and import Toni.Get married, get Shannon, and live as happily as you can under the circumstancesā¦.
forbearly over 8 years ago
TJ can babysit!
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
Donny, did you get kicked off of Arc-o-Mess ?
ƦĀ² over 8 years ago
āAnd what exactly is my problemā¦āI donāt think it is possible to limit it to only one, but Iād say that your primary problem is that this is ABSOLUTELY NOT the forum for your sanctimonious, extremely judgmental diatribes.And it is certainly not the forum for the mean-spirited insults that you directed at Kymberleigh and at others (calling people āweakā and so on). Which were flagged, by the way.Yet you probably think youāre a āgood Christianā by doing all of that, eh? Superior to those youāre admonishing, right? Sorry, buddy, youāre missing the point of the original teachings by a good mile.
Pointspread over 8 years ago
Other than hating men and being really hung up about sex Iād say you are pretty self righteous.
wiselad over 8 years ago
TJ moves to Toniās place, and toni to Bradāsā¦case solved , except for part of TJās rent money helps Brad save money?, so I donāt know what difference would be Bradās rent and utilities money plus Toniās plus TJās, so if we put Brad as B, Toni as T and TJ as J, what is best along with intangiblesā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. current J+B separate from Tā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. J+B+T ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. or J separate from B+T and also if āShannon basically moves in with B+Tā will her dad help financially for his daughter (kind of like child support )
wiselad over 8 years ago
people choose what they choose, and all points of view should respect what others elected to do, is their lives, not oneāsā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. that being saidā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ IMO (my personal view) people should concentrate in finding happiness between themselves, and not depend on how others feel and treat you, and after that they can find someone they can share their own happiness with, and hope it is the same with that other person, if 2 people are willing to live together AS A ROMANTIC COUPLE, they should be willing to be husband and wife, sex should not be the most important thing, should be a way and an instrument to express physically the love and commitment 2 people feel for each otherā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. that being said, I see more highly 2 people unmarried and with an open relationship where they do not hide who they went with than a couple who gets married and one of them meets other people behind the back of the other; and more highly someone in a monogamous homosexual relationship than someone who is straight and highly promiscuous (not saying that these are my choices, just saying who I would see more highly)
ƦĀ² over 8 years ago
ā@ Frank Farkel. With a name like Farkel I wouldnāt be too judgemental if I were you, which Iām not. "LOL! That was pretty amazing, having the first part of your sentence do a pre-emptive strike on the second part, without even realizing it.
WILLIAM GIBSON over 8 years ago
Uhā¦ how ābout maybe we donāt do this? Okay?
Airman over 8 years ago
Re: the art work. 1st panel, Greg actually has Toni in a relaxed, natural position instead of the stiff-backed position most of his characters share. Note 2nd panelā¦Toni has a ram rod up her back again.
markjoseph125 over 8 years ago
Diamonds are forever.Apparently, youāve never heard of ādivorceā??
ƦĀ² over 8 years ago
Wow. Insults galore, and an extremely un-Christ-like demeanor toward others. OK, it is abundantly clear that there is really no sense in anyone engaging you further. Happy trails, buddy.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 8 years ago
āFor example, we all say a ānear missā, yet we all know it was a ānear hitā. ā¦ā¦.not important enough to make it a peeve.ā.Nah, a ānear missā is a type of miss, one which came close without hitting. A ānear hitā would be a hit near the target..Thatās my story and Iām sticking to it. But consider: Planes fly past each other all the time, missing. It is only when they come close (i.e. ānearā) that the miss is noteworthy.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 8 years ago
@TasmanianDevilāI miss John Ritter. He was a great comediate talent. He left us much too soon.ā.I remember John saying that early on, people would say, āThatās John Ritter, Tex Ritterās son,ā but later on he kept hearing, āThatās Tex Ritter, John Ritterās father,ā and that he regretted his fatherās decline in recognition..I I saw his son, Tyler acting in The McCarthys and was reminded of his father in Threeās Company and recognized him. Didnāt realize until a few minutes ago) Jason Ritter on Joan of Arcadia was his other son.(aināt the Internet wunnerful?). I watched Kate Holmes and told my wife, āHey, sheās got GoldieHawnās smile!āāShe should, itās her daughter.ā
.Later, watching Colin Hanks, I saw various Tom Hanks characteristics. This time I knew enough to check..Itās good some talent goes through generations.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 8 years ago
āIf we donāt change the direction weāre going, weāre likely to end up where weāre headed.ā.Canāt argue with that.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 8 years ago
āRegarding near miss vs. near hit.ā¦..apples and oranges.ā.Versus apple juice and orange juice
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 8 years ago
āBe upfront. Tell us exactly which party you are referring to. The world is gray enough as it is, we donāt need any more vague gray areas. I take it you are referring to the Democrat Party ".No child, I was referring to the previous post.Historically speeking, it would be the Republican Party since the Democratic Party s not big on gun rights, or the right of citizens to posess guns (seeing as how a gun itself cannot have a right)..āyet it is the most secretive and corrupt regime ever filled with never ending scandals from top to bottom.ā.If they were actually the most secretive, you would not know it. So, at most, āfailed secretive.ā(Donny, is that really you?)
ACTIVIST1234 over 8 years ago
The chairs have grown over night. Or else Brad and Toni are both shrinking.
SactoSylvia over 8 years ago
Rather than enter back into that argument, Iāll just observe: Brad and Toni didnāt rush into being engaged. As their relationship evolved, each showed a lot of respect and consideration for each other. Bradās concerns for Shannon, and his willingness to include Shannon in his time with Toni, are not the traits of someone who is in it mainly for the sex and would dump a girl or string her if they chose to live together before marriage. Toni put off talk of marriage until she was sure she wanted Brad and Brad only; sheās hardly a gold digger. Nor is she looking for a sugar daddy ā given the fact that Brad was laid off when the Fire Department but she was not, itās possible that she has more seniority and hence earns more than Brad. What weāve seen of this couple indicates a steady and mutually respectful relationship ā not relationship based on using the other for selfish ends.
Pointspread over 8 years ago
You write about people being āuncivilā but your comments to ae2 are very rude and insulting. Try to practice what you preach.
Opus Croakus over 8 years ago
āWhatās the difference between an unpaid whore and a woman putting out without a ring on her finger.ā
In that case, whatās the difference between an unpaid gigolo and a man putting out without a ring in his finger? Heās having sex outside marriage too.
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
Judgemental and misogynist much?
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
I knew it, an evangelicalā¦ sorry buddy, we are passed the 1600s, go try to force your crap on the gullible of your ilk.
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
, yet it is the most secretive and corrupt regime ever filled with never ending scandals from top to bottom.^^Another one who confuses Obama with Bush
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Not exactly a spoiler: i do what Luann is trying but w 50+ shallow squats each time. Of course, at my age you can not really tell but i feel better about it. Not sure how well her choice woukd work, though. Youāll see.
trspence over 8 years ago
TJ can just take over her lease and she can move in.
Endunamoo over 8 years ago
Never understood guys who live like that. I never did.. I was a neat freak. :p
Terminal Frost Premium Member over 8 years ago
^^^^^^^^^^what century are you from? That is an unpaid whore. If sheās going to be a whore, she might as well get paid for it. ^tell that to my wife of over 32 years you sexist jerk. I suppose it would be ok for the guy to sleep around all he wants to in your msogynistic āutopiaā.
A ārealā man doesnāt want a loose woman to be the mother of his children. ^^^A real man does not judge a woman NOW for actions of the past. lest he be judged by the same standards. OMG you are unbelieveable.
Terminal Frost Premium Member over 8 years ago
what a load of sanctimonius BS. OH and way to go mentioning āJOā here. Yet others get in trouble for much less. Your genralizations are so broadbased. You know NOTHING ot eh individuals. So just STOP.
Terminal Frost Premium Member over 8 years ago
The less Christian America becomes, the more uncivil we become. If we donāt change the direction weāre going, weāre likely to end up where weāre headed. Take a look around, I hope youāre happy with the world weāve created for our children. Future generations will be pissing on our graves for the cesspool of a culture we left them. Idiots!
^^^^^^^Please STOP with your BS attitude. Your sanctimonius holier than thou spiel is what is wrong. How dare you preach your way as the only way, and attack others with your perceived self-rightiousnous. You know whwat they say about OPINIONS. Everyone has one just like certain charactaristics all humans have . You however are also behaving like a whining 2 year old.
Terminal Frost Premium Member over 8 years ago
Your reeking of self righteous āprideā is disgusting. Keep your garbage at home.
Terminal Frost Premium Member over 8 years ago
Just pipe down already
Terminal Frost Premium Member over 8 years ago
Divorce is separate unto itself because it is a character issue. They should never have married to begin with. Marriage is forever (till death do we part) as are diamonds forever^^^^^^^^You really reek of nonsense.