Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 25, 2016

And there you have it: Famous Last Words, Milford edition.

Barry should say, “I AM sorry about Boo. And sorry my dad’s a drunk. But c’mon, two hits and two ribbies! Who could stay down after a day like that?”

To quote Deborah when she sometimes addresses Raymond:“Idiot!”

It’s about time the third vehicle got mentioned. Who drove this car from the grassy knoll?

Del’s lawyer says if it was the truck that hit, you must acquit.

P1, Whoa Bader, keep your clothes on! Can’t you keep your hands off yourself for even a minute?

P3, Could be the winning entry in this year’s Darwin Awards. RIP Young Master Bader.

The best thing that could/should happen to this storyline is that in the 3rd pannel, we have Gil waking up in bed with old girlfriend Holly Dobbs slapping himself on his head saying “Honey, I just had the strangest dream!”That way, we could seemlessly morph into football and some semblence of summer.B. Newhart

@ lukebunkin

In all reality , Great comment !Maybe tomorrow s P 1 P2 and P3 could be just fuzzy scratches ala the Soprano’s ending or maybe Bobby Ewing could be seen at Max’s Milford Dentarama asking about any late model pickups that were towed in .

P1- Young Bader paid a high price, getting scalped against Tod Andrews’ Oakwood Indians. Paul Reubens says 2 rubbies don’t make a right.

Just got to thinking. I know us astute Gil followers know old man Bader didn’t kill Boo, but not being a forensic investigator, would the rest of the town actually know Boo didn’t get killed in that first hit to her car? Maybe everyone thinks Boo was killed in the first crash and the second crash was just incidental damage.

Maybe we will finally out who the pickup driver is.

Ha, I’m surprised nobody mentioned the apparent motion Bader is making in P1. See, Rubham does read our comments, it’s just that due to the extended lead time in producing the comics they couldn’t throw us a shoutout until now. And speaking of shoutouts, shout out to everyone you know that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is available.

I think either HIllary or the Donald was driving the pickup, hence the massive cover up. Wake up, sheeple!

…I’m done until we get to Milford CC or Marty Moon makes an appearance. Enough of the sanctimonious bull crap R & W, submit this story line to the Lifetime channel

@Mr. Reality: so you’re sayin we need another “Shower Scene”? That should make at least one blogger happy.@MOP: Tru’s diction was poor. He meant to say “reaching for a cud”. The Cow Judge killed her in the Library with the lead pipe. I mean the intersection with the Dodge RAM!

that’ll calm down BKB, Bader. You could also add “no matter what some stupid cow judge might say”

P-3: Young Bader confesses he was in the pick-up and turns this into a musical with his impression of Eddie Cantor: If Dad killed Radley, or I killed Radley. So, So, So, what’s a girl? She went home driving, Dad kinda balked, I then smashed her; our attorney say’s we both should walk.If Dad killed Radley, or I killed Radley, So, So, So, what’s a girl?

We all know who really killed Boo. Obama, that’s who!

There was a storm drain in the intersection. Everyone walks when the Coroner rules Boo’s death a Sewer Side.

Tom Lehrer had the musical accompaniment: Vatican Rag -First ya get down on your knees, fumble with your Rosary beads, Bow your head with great respect; and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

@Ellisburkes: Their softball team has a Roman Center