Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 29, 2016

If this drags on through the trial, I will be interested to see Barry testify during the sentencing hearing.

Yes Del, that clears you, we’re just going to leave you rotting in prison and go through the motions on the murder trial for giggles. Nobody in the history of the world has thought ’blankety blanks" to themselves. Once again, is there anybody coaching this team?

P4: We move from the Milford showers to the prison showers, where BUBBA and his friends are waiting for Del to join their “team” …

Driving Causing Death? Never heard of that one. Now at least we know there was another driver not just a runaway pickup truck. That’s a relief.

Sure Del, here’s your get out of jail free card. Are you still drunk? Your actions also contributed to the death. You haven’t even gotten to the cow judge yet for your sentencing on the first charge and you’re acting like you’re about to miss Happy Hour. You really don’t have a clue, do you? Wait until the lawyer tells you how much his fee will be for this trial, not to mention the civil suit that’s sure to come. You’re gonna have to sell a lot of solvents to pay for all of that and that’s gonna be hard to do from this cell.

Use your words Young Master Bader. These C-suckers won’t even warm up with me. And it looked yesterday like you pretty much had had enough and quit the team. Now you’re back? You’re a glutton for punishment that’s for sure.

What is with Tru(e)’s throwing motion? And is he wearing Depends® instead of a supporter?

P1- How does Delbert know the ancestry of the pick up truck driver? P2- Surprised to not see Del’s hand trembling from withdraw. Not a pretty sight. P3- True has more of the Hello Kitty ensemble with his practice pants.

We might have just enough time for Boo to come back as a peacock and set this storyline right before football season starts.

In all reality , Barry, nobody wants to warmup with you because of what the ball has on it when you throw it back to them, Yuck .

Any odds that Barry will do things to throw the game for Milford, prompting Ken Brown to finally unleash the fury?

@miffedmax: I wondered the same thing but realized they were necessary because Tru is constantly P’d off.@MOP: Let’s charge R&W of drawing causing death. We’re going to need an electric shock to get the next story started.P-2: Yesterday, Barry was walking like Popeye. Today, Del talks like him. “Clears me right”? Apparently father and son pass the time with the same “hobby”.

P-2: Is Del’s attorney Judge Parker with glasses?

While “driving causing death” seems to be an actual punishable offense in Canada and Australia, I can find no evidence of such in the USA.

https://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&q=%22driving+causing+death%22&oq=%22driving+causing+death%22&gs_l=hp.3..0i22i30l10.1220.10353.0.10908.34.29.5.0.0.0.165.3699.0j27.27.0….0…1c.1.64.hp..2.30.3504.0..0j35i39j0i131j0i3j0i20j0i10.phJ24tuW3Ho

At the county jail level, do they issue uniforms like Del appears to be wearing, complete with a number across his chest? He would look better in a Three Stooges-era prison outfit, with horizontal black and white stripes.

Panel three Tru(E) – if that’s him – looks like he’s got one of those diaper looking things ‘Alex’ wore in “A Clockwork Orange”. (or as more aptly named by ‘MAD’ – “A Crockwork Orange”)

“So that clears me, right?” Well, Den, your asshattery put her in a position to be hit by the other truck, so… no.

And check out the size of the glove in panel three.

Some other examples of death by drivinghttp://golf.heraldtribune.com/death-by-golf-ball-not-all-that-uncommon/

Do you think he was really thinking those “blanketty blanks” or was there other words he used.

I think Rubham has been reading the comments so they threw in the pickup driver discussion today to shut us up. They’re thinking, “who cares who the person was that was driving the pickup, it’s irrelevant to the story!” And speaking of irrelevant, anyone who doesn’t read today’s Mopped Up Thorp is irrelevant. Well only in my opinion.

Just how long has it been since the accident? Still baseball season so can’t have been too long. But, dear old dad had a broken leg in the accident. How did he heal so fast?