Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 12, 2016

Hey, at least it wasn’t the one in KC-KS…

Yeah, I did that trying to learn to water ski.

Corbett’s Colonic, eh? Just perfect for you to be flushed away with!

@AlienHunter That says far more about you than it does Jef Mallett.

During the summer months, too. Because, you know…that’s what kids do…hang around with the school janitor.

He’s working, not hanging out.

Apparently you didn’t pay attention when you did read it — it’s the kids hanging out with HIM, not him hanging out with the kids.

You realize, of course, that this is a comic.Funny, ha ha stuff.It in no way resembles real life outside of the imagination and sense of humor of the artist.

I know these are written weeks in advance…but talk about bad timing…

Wow, you are going to miss out on a lot of wisdom with that mindset.

A 10 year old child died at a waterslide on Sunday in KC, KS. They haven’t released the details of the investigation yet.

Excellent! He’s clean….

@Smiley R Mom

They did release some details. His safety harness, secured with Velcro of all things, came loose and he was thrown from the raft. it seems that he was too young, small, and under-weight to be riding that ride. Very sad.

sort of like learning to bare-foot water ski

Haven’t seen anything about his standing up. Just that they used velcro to hold the riders in. Crazy!

Don’t schools have lawns?

As the English would put it “so who’s a dirty old man??” (meaning you for thinking like this)

I remember going down one of those high speed water slides 20 years ago. “Colonic” is a very apt name for it. When the sign says “Keep your legs crossed” it means it! When you hit that water at the bottom traveling at 50+MPH water goes places water isn’t supposed to go, and does things water isn’t supposed to do. My ex received a high pressure enema. I shan’t elaborate on what happened to me, except that a certain part of the male anatomy that is not generally associated with touching your own chin, touched my chin…

No, kid, but you went down what was IN Corbet’s colonic 20 times.

Riding a water park is like swimming in a toilet.

surprising but true. I had no idea.

I wasn’t talking to you.My comment was to a person that said that he hadn’t read the comic in two years.Then he made a comment that can be construed as tasteless.

StoicLionYou want it to suspend publication in the summer?As for realism, I know one community college janitor who had students coming to him because he would explain things the faculty couldn’t or wouldn’t bother with. ABT, they wouldn’t let him on the faculty because of his cerebral palsy.

What insult?

Regrettable timing for these reruns. No way to have guessed what would happen in Kansas on Sunday.