Liz: Come on, now...you guys need at least one vegetable on your shopping list. Onion rings.
Jon: Technically a vegetable.
Garfield: All right, loophole boy!
Lasagna noodles are made from semolina flour – technically a vegetable. Tomatoes for the lasagna sauce are likewise vegetables (technically fruit, but classified as vegetables). Mushrooms for lasagna may be considered vegetable (ie plants)
Random fact (which may or may not be of interest, feel free to ignore me):Fungi are not classed as plants, nor are they classed as animals. They have their own class.Life has three known classes: Flora (plants), Fauna (animals) and Mycota (fungi).
My doc told me to eat more healthy stuff. I said, “You mean like lettuce, brussels sprouts, spinach and stuff”. He said, “Exactly so”. I said, “That ain’t food, that’s what food eats to become food. You feed that to the cow and I’ll eat a healthy beef steak”.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
are jalapeño poppers also technically considered a vegetable?
jackhs over 8 years ago
I am going to name one vegetable I really, really, really like………………………………………………….
hawgowar over 8 years ago
Lasagna noodles are made from semolina flour – technically a vegetable. Tomatoes for the lasagna sauce are likewise vegetables (technically fruit, but classified as vegetables). Mushrooms for lasagna may be considered vegetable (ie plants)
codycab over 8 years ago
How about carrot cake then, Liz?
Melkior over 8 years ago
Random fact (which may or may not be of interest, feel free to ignore me):Fungi are not classed as plants, nor are they classed as animals. They have their own class.Life has three known classes: Flora (plants), Fauna (animals) and Mycota (fungi).
Jeddo over 8 years ago
Potatoes are vegetables, aren’t they? Add French fries!
Chad Cheetah over 8 years ago
Jon understands loopholes?
hariseldon59 over 8 years ago
Potato chips!
Wren Fahel over 8 years ago
As a child, the only veggie I would eat was corn. I was so upset later to find out that it’s actually a grain.
tom_wright over 8 years ago
French fries is a veggie.
My doc told me to eat more healthy stuff. I said, “You mean like lettuce, brussels sprouts, spinach and stuff”. He said, “Exactly so”. I said, “That ain’t food, that’s what food eats to become food. You feed that to the cow and I’ll eat a healthy beef steak”.
jz27wk Premium Member over 8 years ago
Chocolate is a vegetable/ It comes from a bean.
JPuzzleWhiz over 8 years ago
Zucchini, green beans (fresh, not canned), broccoli, corn, peas (frozen), carrots….love ’em all!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’m surprised he didn’t say cucumbers. That was the only vegetable I ate for a long time as a kid
Wenthral over 8 years ago
I usually go with catsup
alondra over 8 years ago
Onion rings? My kind of veggie!
FlatheadFord over 8 years ago
Look at the sixe of that pencil.
FlatheadFord over 8 years ago
OOPS - size. Darn fat fingers.
maxmacrubymimi over 8 years ago
Hopefully, Garfield has eaten so much junk over the years that he has become tolerant to foods like onion rings, which normally would make a cat puke.
hcarpenter1 over 8 years ago
well this works for me
Number Three over 8 years ago
I like most vegetables. Especially steamed broccoli.
Delicious!
xxx
pickled-onions over 8 years ago
zuchinni bread
sufamelico over 8 years ago
Why is everyone ignoring jalapeños??? It could actually be considered a food group by itself !!!
timmytohns over 8 years ago
Well played.
Deedeeholloway2 over 8 years ago
How is Jon so thin if he has such an unhealthy diet??
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Pistachios are green.Therefore, pistachio ice cream is a vegetable.
glowing-steak32 over 8 years ago
Wait, scratch out ketchup. It’s technically a fruit.
WentHulk over 2 years ago
Good luck getting them on with Garfield around.