Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2016

Stick a fork in it!

Are they manufactured in Providence, Rhode Island?

Winston Smith does NOT approve.

Now he just needs the twenty rings.

Nah, I think I’ll stick with the old magic mirror.

Bilan… I was thinking that too.Has Rat dared to steal from Mordor??

“No matter where your feet may take you, there is always an eye watching you.” Whoa—I just creeped myself out!

1984.

So that is how you get an eye-full !

Big mother is watching you.

“You Can’t Hide Your Lyin’ Eyes” (1975). Actually it’s just called “Lyin’ Eyes”

I want one.How much?

Sauron’s eye on a pedestal.

Rat needs one at all times

The NSA has its eye on Rat.

Creepy.

There’s always someone watching, looking over your shoulder. Average White Band

It’s for our own good that they know what we do.But they fight like crazy to keep US from knowing what THEY do.

Only Mom? Whew! Thought it might be Julian Assange.

“It’s for your own good” a statement that usually means you’re not going to like whatever is going to be done to or for you!

employers and religious organizations are at least optional, don’t want them spying on you don’t work or join them. The government however, we are stuck with.

If an eye was spying on me, I would punch it and it would become a black eye!

xxx

It’s a rather feminine-looking eye. Does that make the spying feel any more tolerable? I think not. Where’s my Daisy Red Ryder™ B-B rifle?

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”— C.S. Lewis

Its the Pinkerton"s.

My mother didn’t need one of those. She was already all-seeing.

oh nose! I farts on eyebaull! :(

oh nose! I farts on eyebaull! :(

Just the thing to give you the creeping willies! Yikes!