Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 20, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: Hello, Princess Phoebina. Phoebina: Oh, hey, um, Double Marigold. Marigold: Yes, we wish to speak with you about that. Why must you imagine us double? Is one unicorn insufficient? Phoebina: I love you so much, I want to maximize you. Marigold: We are mollified. Speak for yourself!
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
If the heads both have Marigold’s personality, they would get frozen by looking at each other. Logically, this would happen more often than a mirror, therefore two-headed Marigold would get frozen more often than one-headed Marigold.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
This doesn’t look like a very promising dream for Phoebe. Two-headed creatures are bound to have very heavy disagreements.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Two heads are definitely not better than one in Double Marigold’s opinion.
Another Unicorn over 8 years ago
Wasn’t there a commercial with the Doublemint Twins:Double your pleasure, double your fun, with DoubleMint, DoubleMint, DoubleMint gum.Why not DoubleMarigold?
Aerotendo over 8 years ago
Why not double Phoebe? One Phoebe for each head of Marigold to enjoy since she’s her best friend! Twice the friendship power!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
I have a better species name for the two-headed unicorn suggested by my cousin: A Tunicorm (Two knee corn)
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 8 years ago
Looks like the story continues in Phoebe’s dream.
mistie710 over 8 years ago
So how about a third head? Then we could have a Tricorn…
Yngvar Følling over 8 years ago
Considering that the double Marigold only exists in Phoebe’s imagination, is this she really asking herself that question, or is the real Marigold able to enter into Phoebe’s dream?
VukTempest over 8 years ago
Whenever I dream such a thing, it’s Me adventuring through a certain place the nuclear reactor of which malfunctioned in 1986, resulting in the whole area to be locked from being visited or inhabited again..
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 8 years ago
Does the second head want to be referred to as Molly?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Agreed Unicorns.
blackshire over 8 years ago
At that point, Princess Phoebe could probably have gotten Marigold #2 to grant any magical wish, in exchange for a mirror…held between the two heads… :-)
Listic almost 8 years ago
This one is my favorite. Unicorn maximization for the win!
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
So a two headed unicorn is like an upgrade? :/
jerrica.benton333 6 months ago
twitter is mollified