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Government is now too big to oppose and too big to fail.Give up your arms. Give up your hope. Give up your lives.All your base are belong to us.And âwell-regulated militiaâ is an extenuation of the premise that government does not have the right to disarm the populace. The premise is not dependent upon that phrasing.
X-TechOh yeah! Been wanting to do that for a long while. Deer with arms and very sharp teeth who lust for human flesh. Gotta read that story again it has been too long. Ever read Streiberâsâ first horror novel âWolfinâ.
The childish behavior of those on either side of the 2nd. Amendment has become un-bear-able. I fully support the right to arm bears. Lions, leopards, zebras and rhinos as well.
A note on the 2d and âmilitiasâ, is that the Constitution also restricts funding an army to only two years at a time, further evidence they intended the militias to be âwell regulatedâ and the first line of defense. Also Articles of Confederaton called for state armories to hold the âarmsâ but in the Constitution they recognized the logistics problem and said the militia members should keep the weapons at home.
They also recognized the subsistence economy of 18th Century America and the need to shoot that bear for food, or become his food?
AS to the B.A.R., automatic weapons are NOT ILLEGAL, if you pay the tax and pass the background checks to be cleared by the Feds to own one. My nephew has two, and I know other folks with more. âSportâ shooting them on a range for kicks (which a BAR DOES!) is one thing, letting them out on the streets to gangs is another. BTW, gangs, and for that matter unrecognized as âofficial militiasâ, in the US far, far, outnumber âRadical Islamic Terroristsâ, and ARE far more heavily armed.
Stll love Wileyâs bears, and this one is coming HOME from the range and stopping for a toddy, not going out to rob a liquor store.
Looks O.K. to meâŠcanât be more dangerous than those untrained nervous typesâŠor those trained nervous police!
Got a ticket (while parked) for missing driverâs side mirror in the Blue RIdge National Parkway. ($50 +$30 court feesâFEDERAL ticket!)
Guys asked me so many times if I had a weapon, I began to believe that I must be supposed to have oneâŠ
Being a Jackie Chan fan, I have to ask them each time âHow do you define âweapon?ââ Everything is a weapon. Kill you with a folded magazineâŠ
Too many cops in different places have told me that they would have to shoot BEFORE I got my hand out of my pocketâjust in case I had a weapon. Huh? They canât pull the trigger before I can aim and fire? BAD training!
The third amendment definitely should have been not allowing the government to tell people that they cannot have a sense of humor in any particular matter.But limiting the power of government, which is proven to kill millions at a time, isnât something often considered.
Why do you liberals want to take away our guns? I donât understand. I know you have no backbone and easily surrender. But why do you want the people that will fight for you to give in?
Then again, Iâm not an expert on humor, so I leave it up to a Mr. Lenny Bruce, who famously said, âHumor is highly subjective. If you think something is funny, but it could harm the sensitivities of some person who self identifies as morally superior, then you should probably just shut up, and especially on the Internet.â
drklassenFinally, someone gets it right. Read Madisonâs Notes and see the view of the time. Eldrige Gerry even proposed any standing army be limited to a fixed number, âsay two or three thousandâ (a percentage would have been better), just enough to guard the armories. You left out avoiding the evils of conscription, the third rejected means of getting a military.
Bears are already armed with 4 sets of shuko with 3 inch blades. Plus a pair of industrial shears and 4 punch chisels with a 500+ lbs. closing force. If bears actively began hunting people, weâd be in serious trouble until we ganged up on them and wiped them out. Itâs not that they arenât heavily armed, itâs that they usually donât want anything to do with people, except to eat our trash and pet food left out.
He sure is misinterpreting the second amendment, itâs the right to bear arms, not the right to arm bears, so what the amendment actually mean, is that the guys sitting in the bars with him, has the right to steal his arms.
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
Now, Iâd support that.
x_Tech over 8 years ago
A really good read.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
Give that bear a B.A.R.! (Thatâs Browning Automatic Rifle)
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 8 years ago
Heâs defending his right as an armed bear to keep being served beer in a bar!
DeepWheat over 8 years ago
âAn armed society is a polite society.â~ Robât Heinlein
sarazan7 over 8 years ago
Seems fair to me.
sarazan7 over 8 years ago
With a guitar?
Douglas Haire over 8 years ago
That bear must be a liberal⊠since they misinterpret it too.
franki_g over 8 years ago
What? you want him to wear a shirt? (he already has a coat). Bear bearing arms canât have bare arms?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Government is now too big to oppose and too big to fail.Give up your arms. Give up your hope. Give up your lives.All your base are belong to us.And âwell-regulated militiaâ is an extenuation of the premise that government does not have the right to disarm the populace. The premise is not dependent upon that phrasing.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
X-TechOh yeah! Been wanting to do that for a long while. Deer with arms and very sharp teeth who lust for human flesh. Gotta read that story again it has been too long. Ever read Streiberâsâ first horror novel âWolfinâ.
Qiset over 8 years ago
Probably the most important reason for not voting for Hillary. Picking the next Supreme Court Judge.
Robin Hislop over 8 years ago
Yeah, whereâs his well-regulated militia?
rnapiera over 8 years ago
Then I wonder how many of those 32,500 got there courage to murder or commit suicide while looking through the bottom of a glassâŠ
tripwire45 over 8 years ago
We should all be so well equipped.
palos over 8 years ago
The name of the establishment is misspelled on the front window.
palos over 8 years ago
A bare bear drinking beer and bearing arms. What could go wrong?
Linguist over 8 years ago
" So this bear walks into a barâŠ."
Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 8 years ago
The âRightâ to Bear arms? Looks like a bar in gun nuts AZ.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I have the right to bare my arms & arm the Bears
sarah413 Premium Member over 8 years ago
The childish behavior of those on either side of the 2nd. Amendment has become un-bear-able. I fully support the right to arm bears. Lions, leopards, zebras and rhinos as well.
David_J Premium Member over 8 years ago
Touché
Thanks Wiley, we havenât lost our sense of humor at this house yet. ;-)
mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago
Finally, a 2nd Amendment which would actually make sense in todayâs world.
dabugger over 8 years ago
Age of the illiterate.
zeexenon over 8 years ago
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Troy over 8 years ago
Whereâs his well regulated militia?
Wiley creator over 8 years ago
You guys know this is just a silly sight gag, right?
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
A note on the 2d and âmilitiasâ, is that the Constitution also restricts funding an army to only two years at a time, further evidence they intended the militias to be âwell regulatedâ and the first line of defense. Also Articles of Confederaton called for state armories to hold the âarmsâ but in the Constitution they recognized the logistics problem and said the militia members should keep the weapons at home.
They also recognized the subsistence economy of 18th Century America and the need to shoot that bear for food, or become his food?
AS to the B.A.R., automatic weapons are NOT ILLEGAL, if you pay the tax and pass the background checks to be cleared by the Feds to own one. My nephew has two, and I know other folks with more. âSportâ shooting them on a range for kicks (which a BAR DOES!) is one thing, letting them out on the streets to gangs is another. BTW, gangs, and for that matter unrecognized as âofficial militiasâ, in the US far, far, outnumber âRadical Islamic Terroristsâ, and ARE far more heavily armed.
Stll love Wileyâs bears, and this one is coming HOME from the range and stopping for a toddy, not going out to rob a liquor store.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 8 years ago
No, YOU tell him.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yogi found a different way to get your pic-a-nic basket.
jahoody over 8 years ago
Best Wiley Bear ever, eh Varnes???
somebodyshort over 8 years ago
Wiley bears are the best
wizodd over 8 years ago
Looks O.K. to meâŠcanât be more dangerous than those untrained nervous typesâŠor those trained nervous police!
Got a ticket (while parked) for missing driverâs side mirror in the Blue RIdge National Parkway. ($50 +$30 court feesâFEDERAL ticket!)
Guys asked me so many times if I had a weapon, I began to believe that I must be supposed to have oneâŠ
Being a Jackie Chan fan, I have to ask them each time âHow do you define âweapon?ââ Everything is a weapon. Kill you with a folded magazineâŠ
Too many cops in different places have told me that they would have to shoot BEFORE I got my hand out of my pocketâjust in case I had a weapon. Huh? They canât pull the trigger before I can aim and fire? BAD training!
werewolf101964 over 8 years ago
I was going to say this strip reminded me of the book The Right to Arm Bears by Gordon Dickson but I see someone beat me to it
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Looks good to me!
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member over 8 years ago
âWe donât serve your kind, Get out..â (Star Wars barkeep)
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
The third amendment definitely should have been not allowing the government to tell people that they cannot have a sense of humor in any particular matter.But limiting the power of government, which is proven to kill millions at a time, isnât something often considered.
washatkc over 8 years ago
Why do you liberals want to take away our guns? I donât understand. I know you have no backbone and easily surrender. But why do you want the people that will fight for you to give in?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Then again, Iâm not an expert on humor, so I leave it up to a Mr. Lenny Bruce, who famously said, âHumor is highly subjective. If you think something is funny, but it could harm the sensitivities of some person who self identifies as morally superior, then you should probably just shut up, and especially on the Internet.â
hippogriff over 8 years ago
drklassenFinally, someone gets it right. Read Madisonâs Notes and see the view of the time. Eldrige Gerry even proposed any standing army be limited to a fixed number, âsay two or three thousandâ (a percentage would have been better), just enough to guard the armories. You left out avoiding the evils of conscription, the third rejected means of getting a military.
ekke over 8 years ago
Some people have found out the hard way that bears are already armed, and quite well at that, thank you very much.
Dr_Zinj over 8 years ago
Bears are already armed with 4 sets of shuko with 3 inch blades. Plus a pair of industrial shears and 4 punch chisels with a 500+ lbs. closing force. If bears actively began hunting people, weâd be in serious trouble until we ganged up on them and wiped them out. Itâs not that they arenât heavily armed, itâs that they usually donât want anything to do with people, except to eat our trash and pet food left out.
ToonMeUP:D over 8 years ago
ONLY Wiley! :-D
tarrangar over 4 years ago
He sure is misinterpreting the second amendment, itâs the right to bear arms, not the right to arm bears, so what the amendment actually mean, is that the guys sitting in the bars with him, has the right to steal his arms.