Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for September 14, 2016

If the wipes have alcohol might be the smell she objects to.

Come, on already. Get Rover and Boog there so they can see the newest member of the family.

I think maybe the animals could do a better job of it.

Awwwwe!!!

go no Boog unless hes getting eaten by a bear I dont want to see him and he will be even more sickly sweet after this. Boog the god will be the perfect brother no jealousy no nothing just dead black eyed dopey grim on his face.

Boog is the worst caricature ever. hes too perfect never messes up and never ever does anything wrong He makes me sick.

Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute, here — Hoogy is up and walking already? She should at least be helped with a supporting arm from Chipper! (There’s no wheelchair handy.)

She up and walking around already? Isn’t it kind of hard to walk for a day or so after delivering?

Also, its a comic strip.

Gee, that First Aid station 20 feet away might have come in handy during the actual childbirth.

My wife was such a wimp. Sitting around, whining about the pain of childbirth. Look at this woman! She’s amazing!

Is there any water around?

You mean, like the stream/pond you were fishing in? The one next to your tent? That’s a short walk away?

Nope.

Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute, here

Everybody knows that only cotton-pickin’ slave women from the bad old days had the strength to be up and walking a few hours after giving birth! They HAD to be tough because of the way they were treated .

Indeed, skeletons have shown that slave women were treated far worse than a typical hog or chicken slaughtered for the evening meal !!!

How about feeding that baby.

Breast milk will answer that call of hunger.