Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 30, 2016
October 29, 2016
October 31, 2016
Transcript:
Janis: What's wrong with the leaf blower?
Arlo: I'll tell you what's wrong with the leaf blower!
Arlo: It's a noisy, smelly, wasteful, soulless symbol of what our society has come to...
Arlo: That won't crank!
I raked leaves as a kid, made a huge pile, threw some gasoline on it, waited and then threw a lit match….the fumes had accumulated, and it exploded! I had to rake some of those leaves again after I put out the fire.
raking / mulching / mowing leaves is a drag.when i bought this house in the country, i thought all the trees were perfect.little thought i gave to this time of year.now i rake / mulch and mow at least eight times before the last leaf falls.yes, my lawn must look clean.
Our leaves go on the garden . I like raking myself. We don’t have a lot of trees but the ones we have put down a lot of leaves. and acorns for the ducks..
We have slightly over two acres. Leave blowers may cause noise pollution and air pollution, but if they are going to be picked up before spring, the leaf blower it is. Hubby often uses the snow blade on the mower – which is also noisy and stinky.
Someone a mile from me who lives in a house surrounded by large trees is obsessed with growing grass in what is essentially a forest setting. He has a big leaf vacuum towed behind his riding mower. I’m mining his huge stockpile of leaves from past years to spread on my gardens and mix with grass clippings. I have gotten two pickup loads so far, and there are at least ten more, before this year’s harvest.
jadoo823 over 8 years ago
…SOMEBODY’S ‘cranking’ :)…
wmwiii Premium Member over 8 years ago
I agree. Those things are an abomination,and should be outlawed.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
Good, those things make noise pollution, air pollution and just push around the leaves, not picking them up.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 8 years ago
I leave the leaves where they lie, less labor lost
Dr.DocSmith over 8 years ago
I raked leaves as a kid, made a huge pile, threw some gasoline on it, waited and then threw a lit match….the fumes had accumulated, and it exploded! I had to rake some of those leaves again after I put out the fire.
qct over 8 years ago
Love my leaf blower-and you can pick up leaves with one.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Mowing the lawn, raking leaves, painting…… It’s getting so I hire people a lot now….
Tyge over 8 years ago
Something that won’t “crank” is an apt metaphor for our society. Thanks Jimmy J.
Jim over 8 years ago
raking / mulching / mowing leaves is a drag.when i bought this house in the country, i thought all the trees were perfect.little thought i gave to this time of year.now i rake / mulch and mow at least eight times before the last leaf falls.yes, my lawn must look clean.
loveslife over 8 years ago
Our leaves go on the garden . I like raking myself. We don’t have a lot of trees but the ones we have put down a lot of leaves. and acorns for the ducks..
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
We have slightly over two acres. Leave blowers may cause noise pollution and air pollution, but if they are going to be picked up before spring, the leaf blower it is. Hubby often uses the snow blade on the mower – which is also noisy and stinky.
Flash Gordon over 8 years ago
I grind up the leaves with the lawn mower. They biodegrade into natural fertilizer for the lawn and the tree roots.
ladamson1918 over 8 years ago
Some leaf blowers also suck the leaves in and grind them up for composting. They’re not all bad.
bsqnbay over 8 years ago
I miss the beautiful foliage and the cool, crisp air of autumn. Down here, the weather never changes. It just goes from hot to not as hot.
BWR over 8 years ago
Buy an electric leaf blower/mulcher.
JimT8 over 8 years ago
Electric ones are quieter and cleaner.
grainpaw over 8 years ago
Someone a mile from me who lives in a house surrounded by large trees is obsessed with growing grass in what is essentially a forest setting. He has a big leaf vacuum towed behind his riding mower. I’m mining his huge stockpile of leaves from past years to spread on my gardens and mix with grass clippings. I have gotten two pickup loads so far, and there are at least ten more, before this year’s harvest.
assrdood over 8 years ago
That’s why they’re called “leaves” – Your supposed to “leave them”.
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
Electric leaf blower-vac,10 -1 mulch ratio,works great,not much noise,and no pollution!
LuvThemPluggers over 8 years ago
Nothing says Fall like the migraine I get from the smell of burning leaves!
Daniel J. over 8 years ago
That’s why I own battery-operated lawn equipment. Mower, trimmer, blower and hedge trimmer.
Vaporman over 8 years ago
… you mean, it won’t START.
If the engine is frozen and stuck tight, then it won’t CRANK.
mjpalmer over 8 years ago
very very good