Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 19, 2016

I learned an anxiety attack is now called roid rage.

“talking trash” to himself. Perhaps he even positions a large mirror, so that he may view a little dance to himself..

Billy Idol – Dancing With Myself – Note: Highlight then click.. https://youtu.be/FG1NrQYXjLU

Doesn’t he know Trump already picked his VP?

It is the hallmark of a supremely wretched individual to make themselves feel good by diminishing others.

Feeling the love, are we?

Wow. Just. Wow.

Teresa, you are, and always have been, supremely original. Yours is one of my Must See strips each day. You have enough talent and humour to leave nay-sayers standing in your wake.

to what situation is this strip referring?

I don’t know about the rest, I grew up with Farmers, both Mom and Dad and all Grandparents and their Siblings, and Aunts, Uncles, then Cousins. I am increasing my vocabulary reading this toon and commenters. Thank You from the bottom of my heart.

I feel like a dog right now. I’m happily following along, hanging on every word Mistress is saying, and not understanding a syllable.

What in God’s name is wrong with this person? That’s a rhetorical question. Laughing at his continued expressions of his own impotence is too much fun for me to actually care which particular psychological problem got him to this point.

A misogynist bully who likes to make girls cry… HUMMMMM… is he running for political office?

Wouldn’t help – only admins can see them.

He dumped the couch because it was more entertaining than the strip. The strips are okay too, & no couch frees up more time.

The audience is a tricky paintbrush.

I feel as confused as Truman in “Liberty Meadows”. I don’t think Teresa’s talking about me, though. I’m more of a misoandronist. If there is such a word.

This would have never happened on Vlad’s watch. Vlad could make Chuck Norris wet his pants with one flex of his manly muscles.

Is a trill an emasculated troll?

Sure, my explanation is entirely fabricated, but with fresh ingredients and on the premises. Not only is the crust light and flaky, but the frogs are also fresh, and grilled to a turn prior to being simmered in a tasty roux within the crust. It may not be Pumpkin Spice flavored Frog Pot Pie, but not everything is about Hallow’s Eve or Thanksgiving. Except for that Ministry song. That is certainly about Hallow’s Eve. A guy named Blake Banks did a video for it on YourFaceSpaceTube?!

For those about to rock, we salute you.

As Opus once said, foreshadowing is the sign of quality literature.

If I had know the future was going to look like this, nobody would have believed me had I told them.

I am horribly upset that buycostumesdotcom doesn’t have a provocative adult frog costume, though.

Sometimes, things just go wrong, and you can’t even tell exactly where.

Wait, is she referring to you, BrassOrchid? I’m dying to know who this is!

What happened to Sack of Dazed Weasels? I guess he couldn’t handle what he likes to dish out.

The most marvelous thing about clocks is that the really, really big ones can literally grind one to paste in their works if one becomes involved in them.

Ohhhh, this is so titillating! Who can possibly live up to the billing of The Villain of This Piece?

It’s all kinda like that new science-fiction/horror film, The Day of the Sock-Puppets, in which final victory for the forces of evil and the Dark Side is averted, not by St. Alia of the Knife, but by St. Teresa of the Lame!

Smiling faces! Snickering at the diminished CCBSS….

Huh? What’s happening… here?

That would be harsh if I was at the end of that brush off.

Sack of what?

Why do people keep talking about sacks? Paper or plastic? What’s in the sack?