Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 18, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  almost 8 years ago

    Monty Python called and they want their foot back.

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    WOODNFLINT  almost 8 years ago

    It deffinitly does not look like a romantic location but more like a threatening one…………. Kiss me or I’ll give you the boot….

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    WOODNFLINT  almost 8 years ago

    Maybe Santa will cut the cord on the thing and it can be put back to it’s original hanging place, outside a Podiatrist’s shop. (But be careful, the nails are sharp.)

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    gammaguy  almost 8 years ago

    A missile-toe to your backside might be in order, Ernie.

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    cubswin2016  almost 8 years ago

    That’s mistletoe, you idiot!

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    Kaputnik  almost 8 years ago

    It’s actually a piñata with hymn books inside. A missal toe.

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    Senex  almost 8 years ago

    Get out fast if you hear the Liberty Bell March!

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    ChessPirate  almost 8 years ago

    A Malaprop Christmas!

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    I want to comment, but I put a sock in it…

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    donut reply  almost 8 years ago

    The foot of Damocles.

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    Jim Kerner  almost 8 years ago

    These jokes are a little corny. We have to toe the line.

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    K M  almost 8 years ago

    And one I first heard during the Project Mercury years: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe!

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    hippogriff  almost 8 years ago

    Kaputnik

    Technically, a missal would not have enough hymns to qualify. It is more in the prayer book or book of worship with the texts of major rituals. They may or may not contain rubrics – directions for conducting the ritual, so called because they are traditionally printed in red indicating they are not said during the ritual. Thus those with rubrics are considered guided missals, and those without are unguided.

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