Maybe she is talking about a school project – oh wait, she doesn’t seem to attend actual classes any more, Gil must have got her an all-class attendance waiver.
Help out in Summer drills and “help” coach 7 on 7? Like Gil and Kaz actually show up. There’s a reason comics are called funnies. See you mid July Heather. Right before you enroll at Iowa City to help coach the Hawkeyes.
Gil just can’t help shuffling off his responsibilities. It’s one of the reasons he’s lasted so long as the AD .P3 may be the best representation of a female face this strip has had in quite a while. An actual upper lip instead of a mustache. Of course the dude near her is sporting the Milford Monk haircut.
Her project is to take over coaching the girls’ soccer team. She will claim that the current coach just isn’t any good, if she can be frankly honest about it.
It’s her AP Biology project. She’s measuring Frog crotches and will be getting Fire Hose underwear for all the Lab specimens; Christmas, you know. @ Bearwku: In the meantime, as Ellisburkes would observe, she’ll be Amesless. P-4: Mom, I have a project due tomorrow. Could you get me a blue poster-board at the Milford Dime Store? In P-1 is Heather checking out the size of Gil’s size 14 shoes?
P-1 & 2: Hey Gil, I know it’s a print media, but you should recognize sarcasm after being married that long. Chico Marx would reply: Hey, you thinka I’m crazy? Seven ona seven is fourteen. Atsa called Santa Quentin Quail. I no wanna go to jail.
Poor Heather. Now that Gil has her trapped coaching for the summer, he can go play golf and she won’t get to Iowa until October.
Since she’s going to school to major in journalism she’s probably on the school newspaper. Maybe her big project is a story blowing the lid off of Former State Champion Coach and AD Gil’s programs which of course would include him rarely showing up for games or practices and the infamous showers. Stay tuned.
bitsy twill almost 8 years ago
Would that project perhaps be finishing the last six months of her senior year?
kdizzle almost 8 years ago
Maybe she is talking about a school project – oh wait, she doesn’t seem to attend actual classes any more, Gil must have got her an all-class attendance waiver.
Lukebunkin almost 8 years ago
What ever Heathers project is, I sure hope it unfolds over the next 18 months!
Lukebunkin almost 8 years ago
I wonder if it is a jumbo project?
miffedmax almost 8 years ago
The tonsure mullet in P3—business in front, party in the back, monastic studies in the middle.
Mr Reality almost 8 years ago
In all reality , since Heather doesn’t attend classes and has lots of free time ,her project is to find Boo’s killer .
bearwku82 almost 8 years ago
Help out in Summer drills and “help” coach 7 on 7? Like Gil and Kaz actually show up. There’s a reason comics are called funnies. See you mid July Heather. Right before you enroll at Iowa City to help coach the Hawkeyes.
Bluedarter almost 8 years ago
Gil just can’t help shuffling off his responsibilities. It’s one of the reasons he’s lasted so long as the AD .P3 may be the best representation of a female face this strip has had in quite a while. An actual upper lip instead of a mustache. Of course the dude near her is sporting the Milford Monk haircut.
Bluedarter almost 8 years ago
And is Gil going to let those two kids out of that jail cell so they can go to class?
dadscool almost 8 years ago
Heather’s hair style has aged her about 25 years.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Her project is to take over coaching the girls’ soccer team. She will claim that the current coach just isn’t any good, if she can be frankly honest about it.
James St. John Smythe almost 8 years ago
How come we never hear of this 7 on 7 team?
twainreader almost 8 years ago
It’s her AP Biology project. She’s measuring Frog crotches and will be getting Fire Hose underwear for all the Lab specimens; Christmas, you know. @ Bearwku: In the meantime, as Ellisburkes would observe, she’ll be Amesless. P-4: Mom, I have a project due tomorrow. Could you get me a blue poster-board at the Milford Dime Store? In P-1 is Heather checking out the size of Gil’s size 14 shoes?
twainreader almost 8 years ago
@Ellisburkes: My cup runeth over with bad puns. The B-52 driver had heard he was being sent to Bomb Bay and he hates Currie
twainreader almost 8 years ago
P-1 & 2: Hey Gil, I know it’s a print media, but you should recognize sarcasm after being married that long. Chico Marx would reply: Hey, you thinka I’m crazy? Seven ona seven is fourteen. Atsa called Santa Quentin Quail. I no wanna go to jail.
TheBrownStarfish almost 8 years ago
Poor Heather. Now that Gil has her trapped coaching for the summer, he can go play golf and she won’t get to Iowa until October.
Since she’s going to school to major in journalism she’s probably on the school newspaper. Maybe her big project is a story blowing the lid off of Former State Champion Coach and AD Gil’s programs which of course would include him rarely showing up for games or practices and the infamous showers. Stay tuned.
twainreader almost 8 years ago
MOP: He’s a Zen Buddhist employed by a cerial company: Rice Chex, Wheat Chex, Corn Chex, Monk Chex. (Gluten Free)