Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 30, 2016

The apples would be so bruised from dropping on the floor they’d be disgusting.

He does have a certain a peel.

He must be the Larry Mondello of Milford.

In all reality , in most schools juggling food in the cafeteria gets you a quick visit from the cafeteria monitor . Does anyone still use the phrase Steamed At ?

No. If A-aron has three apples, and Moose takes one, A-aron has two apples.

Moose is pretty easy going, I remember Moe and Larry were pretty steamed at Curly when that gag was first pulled on someone

um, 6 ‘apples’, including an ’Adam’s apple’

Steamed. Apples. Like mine stewed with sugar & cinnamon. Milford Basketball’s version of Lucky Haskins, yet more graceful. So far.

Am I the only one confused by Thing’s appearance out of nowhere in P2?

Now that was entertaining!

That apple stem is gonna poke his eye out in P1…

Aan iPhone, aan iMaac aand aan iPaad. From his laack of plaaying productivity I knew he didn’t haave aa Powerbook.

Quad A is P-1: an exhibitionist, P-2 a Math wiz, P-3: incapable of holding and maintaining heat. As Mr. Spock would say “fascinating”.

Wait, I think I’ve seen that haircut before. AQuad is a “Belter” from the Expanse.

I’m aanoyed by him and he didn’t even take my aaples. This aarc looks like it will be aawful, aas aalways.

P3- Why is Ric Ocasek sitting at a lunch table with Ken Brown?

I swear, I don’t think I’ve ever been so close to giving up reading this strip.

I guess it’s tough to juggle with that ceiling being so low. But I agree with Moose, he is Tru(e)ly aawful.

A guy I’ve known for more than 50 years is like that. He’s P.O.ed just about everybody I know at one time or another but you just can’t stay mad at him.

P1 would be better if it was Moose doing aa levitation trick with that aapple. Aand speaking of aapple, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is the aapple of my eye. Um, what?

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