Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 07, 2017

How’d A-Quad get showered and dressed before anyone else even took off their uniform? Did he foul out of the game? Maybe he’s leaving at halftime. There’s no coaches around, so why should he be there?

Aaron Aagard, aanchorman, has a nice ring to it.

Not sure anyone will remember Dave Meggyesy, but Aaron could be a Milford version.

Maybe he didn’t shower.

It would help the plot if the “mollies” Aaaaaaron was taking were jumbo suppositories. Dr. Feelgood

For a guy 6’7" A Quad has some tiny hands in P1. And hey, while you’re up there how about swatting some of those ants.

A Quad is well known as the fastest showerer in the west (Or wherever Milford is.). Gotta get out before the press conferance.

I might be able to jump high too, if someone had opened my skull and set my brain on fire

In all reality , note the M tattooed on each of A Quad ’s hands . Nice attempt in P 3 to get A Quad to incriminate himself. Must have learned that at a Future Narc Club meeting or watching Columbo .

Blasphemy! I feel strongly our esteemed colleague from the Windy City will rebutt, err, refute this shower & run tactic.

A-aron saved time by not remoussing his hair.

Don’t give A-a-ron such a hard time for his shower practices. Perhaps he knows what goes on in there and chooses not to participate. Don’t hate…

…I think that this is the first time that R & W have actually acknowledged the importance of “the shower” to this strip, but they only sideswipe it!

Gents, Kaz hasn’t even lathered up and AAron is leaving? What happened to being a team player?

Can someone translate the following sentence:“He’s tight with Skrillex!”

We’re going to be in for a treat. As he arrives at the Grande, Aquad learns Kill the Noise couldn’t make it but a new group is there that he’s bound to like: AABBAA

I hope this doesn’t sound like a comment someone else would make, but….. you suppose he gets AAAlll “A’s” on his report caaaard?

@tcar: not sure but I bet I know who his insurance is with. @Ellisburkes: at least with the dancing queen @Bitsy: as your brothers would tell you, don’t care about tight DJs, point me to the loose women (BStatWhiz)

DJ’s? You mean like Lee (the Horn) Allan and Dave Prince (Sangoo)?

Hey, with the Milford time warp shouldn’t we be seeing kids with “transister” radios?

Nice cameo by Double Fist Pump Man in P1.

That’s a lot of maple syrup.

I just tried the beta site they’re rolling out monday. Twill take some getting used to (har). Though I signed in with my “bitsy twill” username, it displayed my secret identity in my test comment until I went in and changed my display name. Also, my avatar looks fat.

Yikes.

HRRAACCKKKK!

I was sort of hoping for color.