Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 21, 2017

My guess would be because he’s an inconsistent and unreliable player. The sports world is full of them.

You can see the panic in Gil’s eye as he tries to remember who Aaron is.

Maybe he has Carlos Boozer syndrome.

A Quad, make sure you leave that ant infested towel at Tilden. Mop Man will thank you on Monday.

Gil and BKB’s knees appear to be backward like a bird’s in P2.

Way to coach the Coach, Big Ken Brown.

Maybe Aaaron has a yeast infection!

It has something to do with his mom, I’ll bet.

“It’s better to be wrong than silent” is the worst adage ever.

While Mike Granger is in the boys restroom picking the ants off his face, GilPa acknowledges Ken Brown made something happen as the Coach has a flashback meeting Holly, err, Molly.

The P3 question is coming from a guy who’s supposed to “make things happen”. BKB should be averaging a triple double in each game he plays.

P-1: The kids have a contest to see who can look the most simple minded

P-2: You feel stupid; do you have any idea how many of these stories I’ve had to take part in?

P-3: Answer: Too much Vitamin A

@Mopman:

I left you one yesterday.

P1- Molly has a little Olga Korbut in her today…

BKB is trying to make things happen, but failing again. When was the last time he made something happen, when Molly was first watching for pointers? Since then, NADA. We may need to change his name to Mediocre Ken Brown. And speaking of mediocre, here’s today’s Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Maybe he and Molly have a secret child and the old lady helps them out.