Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 29, 2017

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I used to live next door to a woman who did this. Kept her grill in the garage and would drag it out to cook, rain, shine, hail, or sleet.

Judging from the lack of foot prints in the snow from the house to the grill it would appear that Arlo has mastered the art of levitation.

Never let them see you shiver…

Must have snowed since he went out. He forgot to bring a chair, a stool at least.

Hasn’t been any snow in the Detroit area since before x-mas…..

There you have it: man-made climate change.

Dreams, are my reality… the only kind of reality…

When you remember a dream, how different is that from remembering something that really happened?…..They both create a memory, right?

damn straight, Arlo… damn straight

We grill year ’round. Woe be to the shoveler that forgets to shovel the path to it. We have not mastered levitation.

I’ll have mine rare.

That is true devotion. Or true idiocy, depending on what you believe.

Arlo is wearing slippers.

Is that a pineapple?

He’s looks like Indiana Jones and The Search For The Holy Grill

Yeah, Arlo! That’s how I roll, too!

Sunday rerun originally from January 27, 2013.

I was wondering where the boots were that led him to that spot, but I guess levitation makes as much sense as anything. My dad used to grill in the winter or smoke a turkey, but not when it was this much snow.

@UH-OH Not ‘a dream.’ A state of mind. :o)

Yes, Arlo, summer can’t come to soon!

A miserable day in July. It’s too hot to cook inside and the microwave is broken, so he’s stuck in the sweltering heat and humidity, a feast for mosquitoes, but daydreaming about a beautiful winter’s day like this one …

Crazy people exist.

Thank you Arlo. No snow in SF, no rain even. BBQ’d shish kebobs for dinner tonight. Chicken, steak and shrimps and veggies. YUMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

I’m reminded of the old Henny Youngman joke, “Barbeque in the winter wearing thongs is a great way to have hot dogs and cold dogs at the same time”

That fire is way to hot.