Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2017
Transcript:
Pig: Have you decided what you're gonna get? Goat: Maybe a meat loaf. A little bread. A few black eyed peas. Some cranberries, rasberries, a little cream, some of the jam...oh, and some bob dylan. Rat: You think you're so clever. Pig: Is Bob Dylan a food?
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
I guess he doesn’t have the stomach for Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Adiraiju about 8 years ago
Moby Grape, comin’ at ya.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
How about some Vanilla Fudge?
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
I’m sorry, but never heard of a musician group called as the Raspberries.
dadoctah about 8 years ago
Bread, Cream, Raspberries, Vanilla Fudge. The four food groups.
Bilan about 8 years ago
It’s a good thing he doesn’t have a taste for monkees or eagles.
SameAsOldFfred about 8 years ago
I suppose Bob Dylan has been eaten a few times.
nosirrom about 8 years ago
It’s time for some ‘Humble Pie’, Stephan.
bluegirl285 about 8 years ago
Goat must have a lot of dough, cause thanks to records becoming popular again, those bands aren’t cheap.
Ida No about 8 years ago
Well, Bob did do “Like a Rollin’ Scone”…
macky87 about 8 years ago
Oh come on… how could you not want to get some Hot Tuna?
Brian Fink about 8 years ago
Are they in Boston, Chicago, Kansas, Europe or Asia (RIP John Wetton)
juicebruce about 8 years ago
“Alice’s Restaurant” should have all of the food groups that have been mentioned.
TossedSaladCartoon about 8 years ago
HA!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
Local supermarket uses this technique in their ads. You are given to believe they are talking about jewelry or something of the like and then you find it is fish or steak.
JB10000Lakes about 8 years ago
perhaps some fresh Phish?
mortaur about 8 years ago
Bob Dylan is a BLAND BOY!!!
Queen of America about 8 years ago
He’s not food yet. One day, he’ll be worm food.
hariseldon59 about 8 years ago
How about some Cake for dessert with a little Wild Cherry or Hot Chocolate.
whiteheron about 8 years ago
He writes very well, his singing? Well, let’s just say he could be a Hoover.
grinstoya about 8 years ago
After ingesting those… look out for the Cramps.
chris_weaver about 8 years ago
Oh, and don’t forget to get some Korn!
Oge about 8 years ago
Anyone remember a Abbot and Costello “Who’s on first” routine using the 70’s musical groups “The Who”, “Guess Who”, “The Band”, “Yes” and “The Byrds”?
nopainogain about 8 years ago
i’m ashamed that I am over 40 and didn’t catch the trend until I saw “black eyed peas”.
Rayodeluz about 8 years ago
I once went to a concert that featured The Carpenters with Hammer and 9-inch Nails
prunes666 about 8 years ago
Pastis needs to be sent to the “White Room”……with Black Curtains…..AT THE STATION!
chriscc63 about 8 years ago
this was a good one, I actually didnt think of music until the second panel. my brothers band is called “the smoking meat whistle”, I guess its something you eat!
circleM about 8 years ago
If you’re real desperate you can get some Vanilla Ice
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
No, but Dagwood is.
Seed_drill about 8 years ago
Pearls Before Swine was also a late 60s/early 70s folk rock outfit fronted by Tom Rapp
ChessPirate about 8 years ago
I’ll have a Sugarloaf, please…
Petemejia77 about 8 years ago
Some Smashing Pumpkins with a side of Korn? All on a Jimmy Buffet???
Andrew Sleeth about 8 years ago
No, Pig, not exactly; Bob’s a stale old fart, a food by-product.
Number Three about 8 years ago
Haha! That’s brilliant.
xxx
mr_sherman Premium Member about 8 years ago
I got it immediately. I guess it’s guilt by Association.
gatocatcat about 8 years ago
I’ll have some Ultimate Spinach.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 8 years ago
How about a “Corrs” to go with it?
gopher gofer about 8 years ago
have some electric prunes if you’re feeling blocked up…
Snoopy_Fan about 8 years ago
“Baby I’m-A Want You”
I loved that song! I was about 11 years old when that came out.
Kali39 about 8 years ago
It’s still wrong, Cartoon Boy. :-)
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
You’re so vain, Cartoon-Boy! Don’t give me that innocent look!
TIMH about 8 years ago
If any of that backs you up, you can have some Electric Prunes and relieve yourself on the Electric Toilet.
CougarAllen about 8 years ago
Sweet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM6I-pmV0RA
skipper1992 about 8 years ago
The band … the band? The band!!
chriscc63 about 8 years ago
“whip cream and other delights” blast from the past
BAndABro over 7 years ago
I got the pun at Black eyed peas
jonathanmehmen about 4 years ago
I may be 13, but I love Bob Dylan! but Johnny Cash is better
Bwahahaha! over 3 years ago
Lame
Da Cat Guy over 2 years ago
I only got the Jam part.
fielmercy 8 months ago
Can anyone explain the “Bob Dylan” part of the joke?