Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 25, 2017

You’d think Marigold would recognize french after spending time in Canada.

“BA-ZINGA!”

I think unicorns aren’t of the genus equus.

In panel 2: Crickets chirping.

You think Marigold had been away too long?

Horse Do-Overs…doesn’t exactly sound appetizing…

We all know someone like this. Sadly, it’s me.

It appears that Phoebe has too much free time if Marigold isn’t there.

This should be spelled, “horse d’oeuvres”, with the U after the E :)

“Push it through” conjures up some interesting visualizations.

Unicorndogs.

My dad used to deliberately mispronounce them “Horse’s doovers and cuhNAPEs.” Dad humor.

‘hors d’oeuvres’ = looks like it could also be pronounced ‘whores de’ovaries’. And ‘horse doovers’ might be to horses what ‘cow pies’ are to cattle.

Keep this up and I foresee a return to Canada. Very soon.

And if a Unicorn is battling a particularly nasty illness, they might be horse de combat for a while… 7@=Q

For fun, we used to call them, Horse D’ Ovaries…