Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 17, 2017

Oh, back to the TV case, eh?

i am number 2!!!

Finally it came on at 12:04 am. I always wondered the time we get first access to the comic.

Greg has looped back around, after a brief interlude.

Bernice is whispering to warn Piro but he is not. So doesn’t that mean he has no idea who stole the tv?

Happy St Patrick Day! We should go back to read last Sunday’s.

Oh Bernice, as I said sometime ago, and some of you may know this old Missisippi Delta reference to unreasonable love, but her NOSE IS SO WIDE OPEN for Piro. She is helplessly in love with him, unrequited but there. If if becomes requited that would be a major step in family comics. I mean she really strongly believes he probably took the TV, with only circumstantial evidence, something by the way he already knows about as an incident that happened, but she whispers to him to let him know he is in the clear, and how to be careful going forward. All he has to do is say the right thing and she will float right away. Bernice, get ahold of yourself!!! But she won’t, if she does not story arc.

Bernice’s Shadow-side just keeps on wanting to come out! But her night with Piro turned out to offer nothing but silent films and sleep, the Brownies turned out to be nothing but brownies, and I suspect Piro’s no thief. Nevertheless, the real moral issue is that she wanted to nerve herself go further than silent films, she thought the brownies were loaded and ate them anyway, and she is fully willing to be a thief’s accomplice. So yeah, she’s gone bad, she’s just getting away with it so far.

Before you lean too close to him, Bern, you better check him over for fleas and lice. But, then again, you might not care as it would be something of his own that he shared with you…

Bernice is doing the “I think you’re the guilty one” whisper.

Bernice shifted gears real quick. Amazing what even a tiny taste of somebody you like does…

I think it would be appropriate to ask Piro, “are you a student here?”.

Well Okay, Bern! Piro just confessed to Staying in Tiff’s Room in Violation of Campus Policy! Annnnnnnnd, How did “He” KNOW the TV was “Stolen,” and DON’T let Him give Ya that “Uhhhh, Tiff told Me,” Jazz, either! Now Ordinarily, RAs would Beat confessions out of ‘suspects’ back in the Olden Days, but in Our “New Age of Enlightenment,” I believe it would be prudent to simply ask Him Direct, Incriminating, Questions, Before slapping the cuffs on ’Em.

So Hop To It, Little Ms “Love-Struck RA.”

Bernice is a moron.

I still think he may be an undercover cop.

Bernice loves conspiracies.

Top o’ the day to all. it’s Luann’s birthday today. she turns 32, It happens to be my B’day today too, though I’m a bit older than her. I found Luann while reading the local paper at my high school library. have been a fan since. I hope “PiBern” will connect at last. they need each other badly.

It’s a good thing that this wasn’t Leslie that Bernice was whispering about cameras to….

“Something’s Bugging Me”

“To Surveilance, With Love” (♫)

“Enemy Of The State College”

“Six Degrees Of Latitude”

“…With Bacon…”

“Clandes-tine Lizzy”

“Security, With A Capital Espionage”

“I Think A Pin Just Dropped…”

“Whis-pering Kitty”

“Big Brother’s Little Sister”

“Prole Position”

“The M.A.’A.M. From U.N.C.L.E.”

“Get Even Smarterer”

“Clearance Level, Negative One”

“Security Measures…With Tape”

“Operation: I Know You Know!”

or

“Meddle Detector”

Catch you later, Bern, I have to go get my star re-shaved.

I hate it when they leave mysteries unsolved.

I’ve said it before. Bernice is headed for a nervous breakdown. I’ve seen it happen at university. We have all the components, beginning with the pressure of high academic achievement. Conflict between a rational but rigid ethic/moral sense of responsibility and an irrational emotional “love” involvement. Isolation from her friends; whom she’s turned into acquaintances. It’s just a matter of time.

So will Bernice arrange a date? Will she ask about Tiffany? hmmm .

Berniece, just ask him out for coffee and get to know him better.

“Well, I was enjoying the lovely day sitting here – and hoping someone would stop by and imply I had committed a crime. Thanks, Bernice! You complete my day!”

I was just now thinking about the sensitivity of modern microphones.

If the human ear can hear it, the microphone can hear it.

If the human ear can’t hear it, usually the microphone still can.

Well, at least I am green today.

@CHARLOTTE ANDRUS: Bernice invite Piro for coffee? Nah, that would make too much sense…

If Bernice really thinks he stole the TV, why does she want anything to do with him?

Bern seems to think that they installed microphones in the benches too.

Piro wouldn’t do that, but Leslie would.

Very droll, Piro. But your dry sense of humor probably flew over Bernie’s head, since she seemingly has none at all….

Piro probably has no idea that Bernice thinks he stole the TV…

And so, Bernice shows how she doesn’t trust the guy she’s so crazy about. Yeah, this relationship sure makes sense. How about we have a story that has nothing to do with people wanting to pair up, for a change?

Caldonia: “…….How about we have a story that has nothing to do with people wanting to pair up, for a change?……….”

yes….. then dusk approached and… “OMG… I’ve missed my classes………”

I think Piro is a homeless student

Bernice should question the “I crashed at Tiffany’s” statement. When? For how long? Was she out of town skiing? Did anything besides your cell phone get charged up? Come clean, sucker, do you work for the CIA or are you a Russian hacker?

Do people who have birthday’s on this day always get the one St Patrick’s Day/ Birthday card they sell each year?

Anyone here ever steal one of the speakers from the post in the drive – in?

Will Bernice finally come clean, or will she continue to hide her feelings tomorrow?

OR, will fate intervene? Stay tooned!