Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 05, 2017

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    Huh? Didn’t Einstein say that EastOfEden=M*CChazTheChooChoo² ?

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    Kind&Kinder  over 7 years ago

    Things don’t always add up, Caulfield. Certainly not the way you want them to.

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    cabalonrye  over 7 years ago

    Chaz the choo choo? How old is that boy?

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    In more ways than one, this doesn’t add up.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 7 years ago

    This was me in school. I could read Hamlet or Of Mice and Men, but not the assigned material. I think the fact that it was assigned made me not want to.

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    comicboyz  over 7 years ago

    She should have upped the ante and spot quizzed him on points from the book as well as asked for a book report in two days

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    comicboyz  over 7 years ago

    Esquared does not equal MCcubed

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    magicwalnut  over 7 years ago

    Reminds me of when my first grade teacher demoted me half a grade for reading ahead in Dick and Jane. Of course, I was promoted back to 1A the next day. This was the teacher who some years later got fired for locking a kid in the closet, forgot he s in there, and went out to lunch.

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    comicboyz  over 7 years ago

    As a senior in HS, I skipped ahead and did all the spanish assignments for the rest of the term over spring break so that I wouldn’t be bothered by it for the rest of the year.

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    pshapley  over 7 years ago

    Even in the underfunded Arizona school where I work, books are chosen for students based on their reading levels. You have kids side by side in the same second grade class, one reading “The Cat in the Hat” and and the other reading “Harry Potter”.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 7 years ago

    He can read whatever he wants on his own time. When it comes to class, you read what the teacher assigns. You don’t have to like it. Kids like Caulfield had better learn that school (and life, for that matter) doesn’t exist to cater to them.

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    unfair.de  8 months ago

    What kind of literature will Caulfield enjoy when he is in high school?

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