B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 28, 2017

Sounds like a physical therapist’s class 5 manipulation, only they don’t do that except in extreme circumstances. They’d rather let you get better a little slower, but then not need them as often (if at all) because you’re taking care of yourself and exercising properly.

Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that even though humans had not invented bubble wrap in those ages, they had some stock of it that they received as a gift from the ancient aliens who presented it to them in return, as a favour for building several monuments on the earth on their behalf…

One of my daughters-in-law had her spine damaged so badly by a chiropractor that she seems to have had a major stroke. I’d rather have somebody rub beans in my hair.

Cavemen got bubble wrap!

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it will take 2 visits per week for 9 months.

This has long been an in-joke with chiropractors.

The Dr. Peter Principal is to use false means to invoke the placebo effect. And still get paid for it.

Ah, yes, the pop-and-pray method so common among quack-o-practors.

I hope that he doesn’t get rubbed the wrong way.

Super con man.