Eventually, this form of air travel will be obsolete. It will be taken over then by the government. Flights will be supported by taxes and have low fares, but will be mostly empty. Programs will be devised to improve use of the airlines. Ultimately, the airports will be closed and converted to skate parks, BMX tracks, tire dumps and senior citizen residence areas.
I appreciate the subtle way in which Wiley used color to highlight the major players in this little vignette — the speaker, the listener, and the nearest object of their attention — a nice service to the reader.
At least it wasn’t in the wheel wells, without air or temperature control. BTW, apikoros has a valid point; bus drivers have traffic two feet, not two MILES away to worry about, and the number of drunk or texting drivers is great, and the passengers have access to their driving positions, MUCH more stressful than being a commercial pilot! And of course, for “short haul” under a few hundred miles, high speed rail makes a lot more sense than airplanes, cars, or buses.
I’m doing my bit to help! I’m never going on an airplane again, so anyone who wants my seat can have it! Assuming my hubby will stay home with me, there you go! Two whole seats!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Solving a man made problem at the expense of the customer is usually bad for business.
Watcher over 7 years ago
At least they got to fly with their luggage.
Superfrog over 7 years ago
Life is a carousel.
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
At least you know where you’re luggage is going
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
The luggage was more then likely in a 1st class seat…
GiantShetlandPony over 7 years ago
Hey now Wiley, don’t be giving them any ideas.
Gent over 7 years ago
There are some more dropping out of the plane’s toilets…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Eventually, this form of air travel will be obsolete. It will be taken over then by the government. Flights will be supported by taxes and have low fares, but will be mostly empty. Programs will be devised to improve use of the airlines. Ultimately, the airports will be closed and converted to skate parks, BMX tracks, tire dumps and senior citizen residence areas.
pcolli over 7 years ago
I can see it coming….. no luggage, no clothes, no toilet facilities, all standing and more (or less).
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
“The Mrs. Grace L. Ferguson Airline and Storm Door Company.” Classic old Bob Newhart routine…
sandpiper over 7 years ago
And there will be a guy rolling a luggage trolley with his wife on it. Or someone checking a tag tied to a nose.
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
The 3 classes of air travel
First class
Cattle car
Steerage. This is steerage
A Hip loving Canadian... over 7 years ago
The new slogan will be “United we suck at air travel”
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago
I appreciate the subtle way in which Wiley used color to highlight the major players in this little vignette — the speaker, the listener, and the nearest object of their attention — a nice service to the reader.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 7 years ago
Some guy in Europe actually tried to stow away on a plane by hopping on the belt that takes the luggage to the plane. Didn’t make it.
strictures over 7 years ago
At the far right of the carousel is what looks like a huge rabbit in clothes.I wonder if Wiley updated it because of United’s latest disaster?
whiteaj over 7 years ago
What’s so difficult? You buy a ticket, you get a seat. You don’t show up, no refund.
Dtroutma over 7 years ago
At least it wasn’t in the wheel wells, without air or temperature control. BTW, apikoros has a valid point; bus drivers have traffic two feet, not two MILES away to worry about, and the number of drunk or texting drivers is great, and the passengers have access to their driving positions, MUCH more stressful than being a commercial pilot! And of course, for “short haul” under a few hundred miles, high speed rail makes a lot more sense than airplanes, cars, or buses.
Ladylagomorph over 7 years ago
I’m doing my bit to help! I’m never going on an airplane again, so anyone who wants my seat can have it! Assuming my hubby will stay home with me, there you go! Two whole seats!
sandpiper over 7 years ago
@strictures: magnify it to 300%. It’s a woman whose face is turned toward the viewer instead of the usual profile.