Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 05, 2017

And Eve says, “Honor and obey my gluteus!”

It was probably the cat who first broke ranks.

And it still going South, faster than ever with you know who in office.

The dog is the only one that agreed, while the cat got Adam and Eve to pledge a loyalty oath to it.

don’t trust the bear.

“Ich schwöre: Ich werde dem Führer des Deutschen Reiches und Volkes Adolf Hitler treu und gehorsam sein, die Gesetze beachten, und meine Amtspflichten gewissenhaft erfüllen, so wahr mir Gott helfe.”

Yes, after she ate the fruit, everything began to go south.

This was better w/ the “Before Eve” guys

Before Eve there was Adam’s first wife Lilith who, after bearing many of his children, finally got fed up with his B.S. and walked out on him. It took Eve longer to realize what an ass he could be. That’s assuming, of course, that the Christian God is real.

@Tom Wright & Josh Lyons: What’s it like to have the writings by bronze age men do your thinking for you?

Even God couldn’t get that.

Is that Grover Norquist??

Nobody’s said it yet: Wileybear!

The first part of the oath was to not eat him

Loyalty is as loyalty does…….Of course, sometimes when you break an oath people won’t give a fig!

That oath thing should work both ways. Right?

“To defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign & domestic.” If that’s not good enough for you, you’re one of those enemies.

Last two words heard in Paradise – “Yes, Dear.”

I hear the snake conned Eve into messing up the whole deal. Of course Adam didn’t even question why she wanted him to eat the forbidden fruit, too. It’s human nature, not politics.

So that’s where Jim Jones learned it from when he set up his socialist paradise…..

This is not really a political issue. Only the weak demand loyalty. The strong earn it.

I was born and raised in the south. “Go south” should be a positive saying, not a negative one. — Donald Donald

I don’t trust anyone that needs a Loyalty Oath.

OK, much as snakes are not evil…. In the context of the story, anyone else notice, the only one smiling is the snake. ;)

I wish people would remember that the serpent did not lose his legs until AFTER he induced Adam and Eve to eat the fruit.

Look. The president demanded a loyalty oath form several people. To Him Not the Constitution, not to the American people, not to the Bill of Rights……..To HIM!……If you can’t see this dictator marching right in front of you now, I have no idea what to say….Should have payed attention in History…..Good luck, I’m running into woods…..Things is goin’ bad….Big Time….

Aha – I see Comey up in the tree. Funny how a few years puts things in perspective, doesn’t it?