B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 22, 2017

And now we know why you couldn’t keep her.

What if I say Peter Parker? Would you proportionately whack with a newspaper roll?

Somebody’s in a bad mood today. Meditation took a left turn?

How about Peter Pan?

At least he didn’t rob from Peter to pay Paul.

Probably got tired of it left over from grade school

Is Pumpkinhead going to make an appearance?

I always hear about the Piper’s son.

Just in case any don’t know: Pumpkins are in the gourd family — along with watermelons, squash, cucumbers.

I have a few gourd vines growing, don’t know how they will fare.

I think it was Jay Leno who said (referring to the then-UN Secretary General) that he had heard that Boutros was the Egyptian equivalent of “Peter,” thus leaving “Ghali” to mean pumpkin eater. Perhaps a little obscure now, but it was funny at the time…..

I think that he’s out of his gourd.