Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 30, 2017

Poor little Phoebe.

A sorry sight.

Well, I’m gonna take you under my wing

And baby, it’ll be all right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBRbmYI-zwA

The brat becomes the teacher. What a twist!

Phoebe learning how to be in an in-crowd is going to be quite a plot.

Didn’t see this coming! Good work, Dana!

To be fair, it is.

Looks like Phoebe is going to “Cool School”.

Well, looks like everything I said a week or two ago about needlessly and unnaturally keeping Dakota in a one-dimensional role is actually totally wrong. Now I look like an idiot! But I’m a happy idiot, because the thing I complained about is being fixed. Hooray!

Well, Phoebe WAS complaining about going cold-turkey overnight where learning is concerned. Seems like this is a case of careful what you wish for. XD

Phoebe should turn the tables and demand that Dakota learn things nurd.

…in a suitably private place, of course.

Maybe we’ll see Dakota learn something from Lord Splendid Humility. Or, knowing her, not.

In a way Dakota is a nerd in relation to behavior for the so called “cool people”. Which is just acting arrogant and with little emotion but contempt for the “lessers” among them.

First lesson, you need to get a better swimsuit, that one just screams ‘uncool’

Where are Marigold and Florence?

I actually agree with Dakota. Learning to get along with others is important information. Kids learned that information in the days when recess and gym were an important part of the day and they could spend hours outdoors without their parents getting arrested for neglect.

It’s a little weird that a 10 yo regards herself as the height of sophistication.

Other way around, Dakota.

all i can think of is oregano oil