Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 30, 2017

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    oldpine52  over 7 years ago

    And it’s Tweety by a knock out!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Hey, fighting is no way to decide who’s the cutest!

    If it were, since there’s yet a third one,

    and he could take ’em both out with one wing tied behind his back…

    Big Bird would have to be declared the cutest yellow birdie on the planet!
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    blunebottle  over 7 years ago

    Nah…I’m going with Woodstock. Not only is he cool, but his name has a nice, laid-back ’60’s vibe.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Well, if it’s a fight, Tweety would kick Woodstock’s fragile little hide. But then cuteness has never been decided by a knock-down drag-out fight.

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    Ontman  over 7 years ago

    Which one of the Looneys eats the loser?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    What a nice set up here. Wonderful.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Somehow, I’m a tad surprised that Sylvester is on Tweety’s side of the house. Why root for the creature you have spent a career trying to kill and presumably eat?

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Happy International Day of Friendship Everyone.

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    J Short  over 7 years ago

    It was a draw.

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    prince valiant Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Shouldn’t this be a “cage fight”?

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    David Carlson  over 7 years ago

    I don’t care who you are, that there is funny!

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    DanWolfie  over 7 years ago

    Love this one! And a funny thing is, Warner Bros., who owns the Looney Tunes, also has the home video rights to the Peanuts specials!

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    Perkycat  over 7 years ago

    Neither one looks very cute right now.

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    St Evgeny Rodionov, Martyr  over 7 years ago

    Love the crowd!

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    zeexenon  over 7 years ago

    Hey! Each one looks flawed somehow.

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    pickyX2  over 7 years ago

    The fight is between two cute birds to decide supremacy, not “cutest”. Read it!

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    i_am_the_jam  over 7 years ago

    I’ll bet on Woodstock too. He plays a mean tennis, ice hockey, and has endured long winters without flying south.

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    rgcviper  over 7 years ago

    Fun collection of characters here. Made me smile.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Tweety wins because he’s a stinker ain’t he. (Taz got dibs on loser)

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    bookworm0812  over 7 years ago

    I vote for Tweety!

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    Nice job, Mr. Parisi! Well drawn!

    I notice Granny is missing. I wonder if the timing is a coincidence?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I never said I thought big Bird was the cutest…

    I said if winning a fight were what determined it, he’d be declared the cutest.

    After all, he’s about 7 feet tall.

     

    Yes, good one, J Short!

    And hi Arianne.

     

    Picky… To me, a fight for “cute-yellow-bird supremacy” means the winner is the supreme example of the category, ie, in this case, the cutest yellow bird.

    The supremacy isn’t about strength or power.

    Otherwise, every title of supreme anything could be decided by a physical battle, and won by the one who could beat the others up…

    Ie, “supreme chocolate chip cookie baker” would see the final two grannies getting in the ring.

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    tad1  over 7 years ago

    Who would win a shouting match between Lucy and Yosemite Sam?

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    angelolady Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I miss Elmer.

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    StoicLion1973  over 7 years ago

    Rest in peace, June Foray. Your voice brought joy and entertainment to millions!

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Of those who voted, Tweety won it, 4 to 3.

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    jdsven  about 7 years ago

    Let’s see of the two of them Tweety can be a bit of a dirty fighter. How many times have we seen him smack Sylvester with a doant wooden mallet? We also have the fact Woodstock is known for flying upside down and smacking himself into a tree. Early odds put Tweety as the favorite to win.

    However,don’t count Woodstock out completely. He could use his reputation to his advantage and lure Tweety into a false sense of security before and be like one of those “Drunken” Kung Fu masters.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Winner gets their own banana tree.

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