Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 10, 2017

But does Rat have the upper body strength to drag a passenger down the aisle?

Oh, I thought this was a leadup to another Pastis-the-ex-lawyer joke.

OK, so the Pastis family vacation included an airline trip?

I thought he already had a job like that, in the White House.

This is another Pastis joke that was visible a mile away.

I’d also suggest a career as either a bill collector, a DMV clerk or a tax collector.;-D

I knew I smelled a rat…

That’s the trouble with being weeks ahead in your work. By the time you cover something topical, it isn’t.

Wow! Pastis actually drew feet.

Tow-truck driver would be good, too.

Finally, Rat has found the PERFECT job!

I was thinking Comcast customer service.

Health care business..either hospital,insurance or polititician

I speak from my own experience. I don’t conform to stereotypes which at least 90% of the population do.

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Pls no arguments but PEARLS IS THE BEST COMIC EVERAnd now I can read it daily!

Shouldn’t the logo be United, Not American Airlines?

Rat might be an acceptable cabin steward on Pack ‘Em In Like Sardines and Charge Insane Prices for Any Amenity Airlines, which I used to fly but won’t anymore. But he is so well qualified for so many jobs these days!

NTSB…Obamacare “insurance” adjuster…customer disservice at Seattle City Light…the list just goes on and on…

I was stuck in Atlanta for 8 Hours yesterday – Had Rat for a Delta gate agent.

Yes, what industry would want that?

I’m pretty sure this is a joke about the United airline passenger who got punched in the face cause they were overbooked

Anybody else think of Helen Hunt and David Spade from SNL? ‘Buh-Bye’!

I think I’ve acquired a fear of flying!