Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 19, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Death and new phone models are the only thing certain in this life.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    “I can make your phone live forever… but only if you sign my contract.”

    (Cue eerie music)

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    how dreadful

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    Tomorrow, they’ll be at a séance trying to reach him in the afterlife. The dorky-looking guy will be saying …

    (well, you know the quote)
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    jackhs  over 7 years ago

    One wrong number too many

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    noahproblem  over 7 years ago

    What – no crying emojis?

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    I have a friend who took a large collection of obsolete and dead cell phones and made a garden sculpture of “Phonehenge”.

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    Ontman  over 7 years ago

    I love the reverend’s collar. Nice touch.

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    Gent  over 7 years ago

    An old joke, since the days of rotary dial telephones…

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    Reader  over 7 years ago

    Love his poor old mother with her gray curls!

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    Ermine Notyours  over 7 years ago

    That crying is phone-y.

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    chris_weaver  over 7 years ago

    Phone funerals? There’s an app for that!

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    mortaur  over 7 years ago

    Was the phone buried screen-side down?

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    Wichita1.0  over 7 years ago

    That inside-coffin selfie is kind of dark…in all senses of the word.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    My crappy 2 and a half year-old phone finally died on me last month

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    kaffekup   over 7 years ago

    His Samsung relatives would like to have come but weren’t allowed on the plane.

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    juneybug  over 7 years ago

    0 Service Days Left.

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    Kaputnik  over 7 years ago

    Do iPhones get reincarnated as Androids and vice versa?

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    Kind&Kinder  over 7 years ago

    Do iPhones dream electric beeps?

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    I’ve heard of the Graveyard of the Elephants, but I never could figure out what to do with my dead electronic devices (like my old, 1995 laptop, for example. I still have it.)

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    Brick Tricks Webcomics  over 7 years ago

    Stephan, write a serial story like you did in 2008. You’re obviously short on ideas.

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    ND Cool Z  about 6 years ago

    Cheer up phones, you can be recharged!

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    Harry J. Adams  over 3 years ago

    Should I laugh or cry?

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    Teddy Freaking Out  almost 3 years ago

    Rip

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    alantain  about 1 year ago

    Isn’t burying a cellphone considered littering? Although cremation is probably the worst option in this case.

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