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Yeah, shoot anybody, Dâoggydoo! Thick, the missus, yourself, just eliminate a character!
So far this has been the most remarkable DT strip possible: no clear-cut villain, no obvious crime, no clear need for an investigation, and events have proceeded without any need for Thickâs presence. All heâs done is stumble into the middle of an ongoing Federal investigation and foul up their work. You have to wonder why Locher hates the character so much.
This morning I woke up feeling fine
The early morning air like a heady wine
But now I am feeling oh so very ill
I made the mistake of reading this swill
When you didnât think it could get any worse
The strip I mean, not my humble verse
Insipid is the dialogue that greets our eyes
Locher again, I feel we must chastise
This drivel, this dreck, this loathsome dross
To say more, Iâm almost at a loss
Why does Locher hate Tracy so
The answer, I really would like to know
He acts like a man who truly is demented
His demise certainly will not be lamented.
WOW ! Where did this guy come from ⊠BLAM ! ⊠out of the blue (?)
On October 26th the streets were EMPTY = save for Tracy, Penny and David DâB, and then, a one strip show-up on October 29th of two Federal Officers, thereafter - they were gone.
How did this GUY materialize out of âthin airâ = behind 3-D, who had his back to the wall ?
Like the âThermal Imaging Technologyâ on those playing cards, before Big Ace, IS this a form of 3-D hi tech projected from an Alternate world ?
Another one of those spooky, âjerlyâ surprises that characterize Locherâs comic strip world -? !
whatâs happening in the last panel? is bearded sumo-boy stuffing 3Dâs gun down his throat? Is he ripping 3Dâs face off? Is he washing his homeless mouth out with soap? stuffing $1K bills in his piehole?
canât wait to see who magically appears out of nowhere tomorrowâŠwait yes i can.
just shoot already, as rene said.
once again thanks WW
Iâm starting to think Locher is trying to trash this strip so there will never be another writer to follow him and show how bad heâs been over these last years. I just hope they give someone else a chance and not send Dick Tracy to the same place as Annie.
Wait ⊠maybe that gun doesnât actually destroy homes. Maybe itâs more subtle than that. You know those joke guns that pop out a flag that says BANG? Well, maybe this one pops out a flag that says YOUâRE FORECLOSED ON!
Sydney Phillips, if Bluto is a product of 3-D image technology, it would have to come from an extremely alternate universe. An image, which is just patterns of light, can not grapple with a physical object.
Is Bluto supposed to be wearing gloves with the ends of the fingers cut off?
I donât get the âhomelessâ threat, either. Is Dâoggydoo threatening to destroy their careers and finances to the point where they end up on the streets? Is he hinting at a fine point of theology in which ghosts have no homes? Or was Locher so loosely educated that he doesnât understand the meaning of the word?
Worse yet, will Locher remember the existence of Sue Doko and the Weâre-Lyin businessmen, and feel compelled to bring them on-stage? Locher defies logic.
Canât wait for tomorrowâs surprising development. A lecture from the homeless guy as he does the work of the government-appointed authority figures? Or does Thick slouch into action when the Evil Washington Slackers refuse to save Dâoggydoo from the street-schizo who fears no guns? How will Locher use his secret power to ignore any hint of continuity?
And who is the homeless guy? Did he once work for Dâillweed until he lost his job during a round of corporate lay-offs and outsourcing?
Bill Thompson over 14 years ago
So this is, what, the only actual homeless guy in the area? Making a fool of Thick and the Feds by doing their job for them?
And the gun still doesnât go off, no matter how much it shrinks or swells or gets jerked around. Who made it? Ronson? Zippo? Mattel?
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
âHomeless?â
margueritem over 14 years ago
I think that Sydney gave us a hint of this turn of events.
Rene_Simard over 14 years ago
Please shoot , PLEASE !!!! I beg you ! End it for the sake of us !
Bill Thompson over 14 years ago
Yeah, shoot anybody, Dâoggydoo! Thick, the missus, yourself, just eliminate a character!
So far this has been the most remarkable DT strip possible: no clear-cut villain, no obvious crime, no clear need for an investigation, and events have proceeded without any need for Thickâs presence. All heâs done is stumble into the middle of an ongoing Federal investigation and foul up their work. You have to wonder why Locher hates the character so much.
Morrow Cummings over 14 years ago
Not a smart move when the dudeâs got the drop on a bunch of people. Knowing Penny, the gunâs empty. Click - click.
Whereâd that guy come from? The WWF?
Fusnr over 14 years ago
Sounds like some of the TV in this strip. Tp close to call who will win with the ability to do any good.
LudwigVonDrake over 14 years ago
The SAME thing happened in the big top with the strong man and Sloppy the Clown. Come on LocherâŠdonât copy yourself so soon. SighâŠ
Dkram over 14 years ago
Is that a man, or a gorilla?
\\//_
Bill Thompson over 14 years ago
Just as long as he doesnât spend a week chattering away.
Is Thick ever going to *do* anything an actual cop would do?
veldy over 14 years ago
Looks to be David Ortiz of the Boston Red Sox
Bill Thompson over 14 years ago
Good eye and memory, LudwigVonDrake. Itâs been one year to the day since Locher used that same gimmick:
http://www.gocomics.com/dicktracy/2009/11/03/
And aside from the spike on the trigger guard, doesnât the Dâumbasses pistol look familiar:
http://www.gocomics.com/dicktracy/2009/09/20/
Bill Thompson over 14 years ago
I went looking for the renowned pig on wheels. It could be here:
http://www.gocomics.com/dicktracy/2009/05/10/
and in another frame, notice whatâs in the bags. Just how limited is Locherâs imagination?
neonleon59 over 14 years ago
Itâs Fe Fi! Welcome back, buddy!!
thejensens over 14 years ago
They are going to be homeless. I didnât know being dead is the same as homeless.
wndrwrthg over 14 years ago
This morning I woke up feeling fine The early morning air like a heady wine But now I am feeling oh so very ill I made the mistake of reading this swill When you didnât think it could get any worse The strip I mean, not my humble verse Insipid is the dialogue that greets our eyes Locher again, I feel we must chastise This drivel, this dreck, this loathsome dross To say more, Iâm almost at a loss Why does Locher hate Tracy so The answer, I really would like to know He acts like a man who truly is demented His demise certainly will not be lamented.
tsouthworth over 14 years ago
What the heck, Heâs threating to shoot my HOUSE?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
itâs encouraging to know that someone manufacturers gloves to fit malformed hands
sydney over 14 years ago
WOW ! Where did this guy come from ⊠BLAM ! ⊠out of the blue (?)
On October 26th the streets were EMPTY = save for Tracy, Penny and David DâB, and then, a one strip show-up on October 29th of two Federal Officers, thereafter - they were gone.
How did this GUY materialize out of âthin airâ = behind 3-D, who had his back to the wall ?
Like the âThermal Imaging Technologyâ on those playing cards, before Big Ace, IS this a form of 3-D hi tech projected from an Alternate world ?
Another one of those spooky, âjerlyâ surprises that characterize Locherâs comic strip world -? !
CougarAllen over 14 years ago
It grows, it shrinks, it grows again â itâs a magic pistol! Maybe it really can destroy homes.
-Cougar :{)
Dr. Midnight over 14 years ago
What the H?!?
OldTracy over 14 years ago
Cool! I always wondered what became of Haystacks Calhoun.
tsouthworth over 14 years ago
nighthawks is right. The second panel shows the gloves have fingernails!
JCFremont over 14 years ago
Ah, Agent Bluto of the Federal Bureau of Henchmen has arrived.
steveyorkdesigns over 14 years ago
Whoever types in the Photoshopped lettering obviously made a mistake. Instead of âhomelessâ it should read âbleeding profuselyâ. Oops.
billdi Premium Member over 14 years ago
whatâs happening in the last panel? is bearded sumo-boy stuffing 3Dâs gun down his throat? Is he ripping 3Dâs face off? Is he washing his homeless mouth out with soap? stuffing $1K bills in his piehole? canât wait to see who magically appears out of nowhere tomorrowâŠwait yes i can. just shoot already, as rene said. once again thanks WW
Araldite over 14 years ago
Iâm starting to think Locher is trying to trash this strip so there will never be another writer to follow him and show how bad heâs been over these last years. I just hope they give someone else a chance and not send Dick Tracy to the same place as Annie.
riley05 over 14 years ago
So 3D is thinking, âDangâŠI can no longer fire my gun, because my mouth is coveredâ?
CougarAllen over 14 years ago
Wait ⊠maybe that gun doesnât actually destroy homes. Maybe itâs more subtle than that. You know those joke guns that pop out a flag that says BANG? Well, maybe this one pops out a flag that says YOUâRE FORECLOSED ON!
-Cougar :{)
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
âHomelessâ? When someone kills you, youâre no longer homeless, youâre âgoing homeâ to be with the Lord!
CougarAllen over 14 years ago
âThereâs no place in this world where Iâll belong when Iâm goneâ -Phil Ochs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mGTTvWCIw
-Cougar :{)
Nimblejack over 14 years ago
This is an absolutely terrible comic strip. How much longer until Locherâs contract is up?
Bill Thompson over 14 years ago
Sydney Phillips, if Bluto is a product of 3-D image technology, it would have to come from an extremely alternate universe. An image, which is just patterns of light, can not grapple with a physical object.
Is Bluto supposed to be wearing gloves with the ends of the fingers cut off?
I donât get the âhomelessâ threat, either. Is Dâoggydoo threatening to destroy their careers and finances to the point where they end up on the streets? Is he hinting at a fine point of theology in which ghosts have no homes? Or was Locher so loosely educated that he doesnât understand the meaning of the word?
Worse yet, will Locher remember the existence of Sue Doko and the Weâre-Lyin businessmen, and feel compelled to bring them on-stage? Locher defies logic.
JCFremont over 14 years ago
CougarAllan - Thanks for the link! Phil Ochs has been a lifelong hero of mine, and that song in particular is one of my all-time favorites. Well done!
Morrow Cummings over 14 years ago
Boy, do the Dallas Cowboys need him on their roster! They wouldnât be 6 and 2 right now!
margueritem over 14 years ago
Another wonder, WW!
Bill Thompson over 14 years ago
Canât wait for tomorrowâs surprising development. A lecture from the homeless guy as he does the work of the government-appointed authority figures? Or does Thick slouch into action when the Evil Washington Slackers refuse to save Dâoggydoo from the street-schizo who fears no guns? How will Locher use his secret power to ignore any hint of continuity?
And who is the homeless guy? Did he once work for Dâillweed until he lost his job during a round of corporate lay-offs and outsourcing?
idarke over 14 years ago
Iâm warning you - make one move and the vehicle registration on your cars will be invalid!