Yeah, shoot anybody, D’oggydoo! Thick, the missus, yourself, just eliminate a character!
So far this has been the most remarkable DT strip possible: no clear-cut villain, no obvious crime, no clear need for an investigation, and events have proceeded without any need for Thick’s presence. All he’s done is stumble into the middle of an ongoing Federal investigation and foul up their work. You have to wonder why Locher hates the character so much.
This morning I woke up feeling fine
The early morning air like a heady wine
But now I am feeling oh so very ill
I made the mistake of reading this swill
When you didn’t think it could get any worse
The strip I mean, not my humble verse
Insipid is the dialogue that greets our eyes
Locher again, I feel we must chastise
This drivel, this dreck, this loathsome dross
To say more, I’m almost at a loss
Why does Locher hate Tracy so
The answer, I really would like to know
He acts like a man who truly is demented
His demise certainly will not be lamented.
WOW ! Where did this guy come from … BLAM ! … out of the blue (?)
On October 26th the streets were EMPTY = save for Tracy, Penny and David D’B, and then, a one strip show-up on October 29th of two Federal Officers, thereafter - they were gone.
How did this GUY materialize out of ‘thin air’ = behind 3-D, who had his back to the wall ?
Like the ‘Thermal Imaging Technology’ on those playing cards, before Big Ace, IS this a form of 3-D hi tech projected from an Alternate world ?
Another one of those spooky, ‘jerly’ surprises that characterize Locher’s comic strip world -? !
what’s happening in the last panel? is bearded sumo-boy stuffing 3D’s gun down his throat? Is he ripping 3D’s face off? Is he washing his homeless mouth out with soap? stuffing $1K bills in his piehole?
can’t wait to see who magically appears out of nowhere tomorrow…wait yes i can.
just shoot already, as rene said.
once again thanks WW
I’m starting to think Locher is trying to trash this strip so there will never be another writer to follow him and show how bad he’s been over these last years. I just hope they give someone else a chance and not send Dick Tracy to the same place as Annie.
Wait … maybe that gun doesn’t actually destroy homes. Maybe it’s more subtle than that. You know those joke guns that pop out a flag that says BANG? Well, maybe this one pops out a flag that says YOU’RE FORECLOSED ON!
Sydney Phillips, if Bluto is a product of 3-D image technology, it would have to come from an extremely alternate universe. An image, which is just patterns of light, can not grapple with a physical object.
Is Bluto supposed to be wearing gloves with the ends of the fingers cut off?
I don’t get the “homeless” threat, either. Is D’oggydoo threatening to destroy their careers and finances to the point where they end up on the streets? Is he hinting at a fine point of theology in which ghosts have no homes? Or was Locher so loosely educated that he doesn’t understand the meaning of the word?
Worse yet, will Locher remember the existence of Sue Doko and the We’re-Lyin businessmen, and feel compelled to bring them on-stage? Locher defies logic.
Can’t wait for tomorrow’s surprising development. A lecture from the homeless guy as he does the work of the government-appointed authority figures? Or does Thick slouch into action when the Evil Washington Slackers refuse to save D’oggydoo from the street-schizo who fears no guns? How will Locher use his secret power to ignore any hint of continuity?
And who is the homeless guy? Did he once work for D’illweed until he lost his job during a round of corporate lay-offs and outsourcing?
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
So this is, what, the only actual homeless guy in the area? Making a fool of Thick and the Feds by doing their job for them?
And the gun still doesn’t go off, no matter how much it shrinks or swells or gets jerked around. Who made it? Ronson? Zippo? Mattel?
FLIGHT SUIT about 14 years ago
“Homeless?”
margueritem about 14 years ago
I think that Sydney gave us a hint of this turn of events.
Rene_Simard about 14 years ago
Please shoot , PLEASE !!!! I beg you ! End it for the sake of us !
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Yeah, shoot anybody, D’oggydoo! Thick, the missus, yourself, just eliminate a character!
So far this has been the most remarkable DT strip possible: no clear-cut villain, no obvious crime, no clear need for an investigation, and events have proceeded without any need for Thick’s presence. All he’s done is stumble into the middle of an ongoing Federal investigation and foul up their work. You have to wonder why Locher hates the character so much.
Morrow Cummings about 14 years ago
Not a smart move when the dude’s got the drop on a bunch of people. Knowing Penny, the gun’s empty. Click - click.
Where’d that guy come from? The WWF?
Fusnr about 14 years ago
Sounds like some of the TV in this strip. Tp close to call who will win with the ability to do any good.
LudwigVonDrake about 14 years ago
The SAME thing happened in the big top with the strong man and Sloppy the Clown. Come on Locher…don’t copy yourself so soon. Sigh…
Dkram about 14 years ago
Is that a man, or a gorilla?
\\//_
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Just as long as he doesn’t spend a week chattering away.
Is Thick ever going to *do* anything an actual cop would do?
veldy about 14 years ago
Looks to be David Ortiz of the Boston Red Sox
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Good eye and memory, LudwigVonDrake. It’s been one year to the day since Locher used that same gimmick:
http://www.gocomics.com/dicktracy/2009/11/03/
And aside from the spike on the trigger guard, doesn’t the D’umbasses pistol look familiar:
http://www.gocomics.com/dicktracy/2009/09/20/
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
I went looking for the renowned pig on wheels. It could be here:
http://www.gocomics.com/dicktracy/2009/05/10/
and in another frame, notice what’s in the bags. Just how limited is Locher’s imagination?
neonleon59 about 14 years ago
It’s Fe Fi! Welcome back, buddy!!
thejensens about 14 years ago
They are going to be homeless. I didn’t know being dead is the same as homeless.
wndrwrthg about 14 years ago
This morning I woke up feeling fine The early morning air like a heady wine But now I am feeling oh so very ill I made the mistake of reading this swill When you didn’t think it could get any worse The strip I mean, not my humble verse Insipid is the dialogue that greets our eyes Locher again, I feel we must chastise This drivel, this dreck, this loathsome dross To say more, I’m almost at a loss Why does Locher hate Tracy so The answer, I really would like to know He acts like a man who truly is demented His demise certainly will not be lamented.
tsouthworth about 14 years ago
What the heck, He’s threating to shoot my HOUSE?
Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago
it’s encouraging to know that someone manufacturers gloves to fit malformed hands
sydney about 14 years ago
WOW ! Where did this guy come from … BLAM ! … out of the blue (?)
On October 26th the streets were EMPTY = save for Tracy, Penny and David D’B, and then, a one strip show-up on October 29th of two Federal Officers, thereafter - they were gone.
How did this GUY materialize out of ‘thin air’ = behind 3-D, who had his back to the wall ?
Like the ‘Thermal Imaging Technology’ on those playing cards, before Big Ace, IS this a form of 3-D hi tech projected from an Alternate world ?
Another one of those spooky, ‘jerly’ surprises that characterize Locher’s comic strip world -? !
CougarAllen about 14 years ago
It grows, it shrinks, it grows again – it’s a magic pistol! Maybe it really can destroy homes.
-Cougar :{)
Dr. Midnight about 14 years ago
What the H?!?
OldTracy about 14 years ago
Cool! I always wondered what became of Haystacks Calhoun.
tsouthworth about 14 years ago
nighthawks is right. The second panel shows the gloves have fingernails!
JCFremont about 14 years ago
Ah, Agent Bluto of the Federal Bureau of Henchmen has arrived.
steveyorkdesigns about 14 years ago
Whoever types in the Photoshopped lettering obviously made a mistake. Instead of “homeless” it should read “bleeding profusely”. Oops.
billdi Premium Member about 14 years ago
what’s happening in the last panel? is bearded sumo-boy stuffing 3D’s gun down his throat? Is he ripping 3D’s face off? Is he washing his homeless mouth out with soap? stuffing $1K bills in his piehole? can’t wait to see who magically appears out of nowhere tomorrow…wait yes i can. just shoot already, as rene said. once again thanks WW
Araldite about 14 years ago
I’m starting to think Locher is trying to trash this strip so there will never be another writer to follow him and show how bad he’s been over these last years. I just hope they give someone else a chance and not send Dick Tracy to the same place as Annie.
riley05 about 14 years ago
So 3D is thinking, “Dang…I can no longer fire my gun, because my mouth is covered”?
CougarAllen about 14 years ago
Wait … maybe that gun doesn’t actually destroy homes. Maybe it’s more subtle than that. You know those joke guns that pop out a flag that says BANG? Well, maybe this one pops out a flag that says YOU’RE FORECLOSED ON!
-Cougar :{)
Lyons Group, Inc. about 14 years ago
“Homeless”? When someone kills you, you’re no longer homeless, you’re “going home” to be with the Lord!
CougarAllen about 14 years ago
“There’s no place in this world where I’ll belong when I’m gone” -Phil Ochs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mGTTvWCIw
-Cougar :{)
Nimblejack about 14 years ago
This is an absolutely terrible comic strip. How much longer until Locher’s contract is up?
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Sydney Phillips, if Bluto is a product of 3-D image technology, it would have to come from an extremely alternate universe. An image, which is just patterns of light, can not grapple with a physical object.
Is Bluto supposed to be wearing gloves with the ends of the fingers cut off?
I don’t get the “homeless” threat, either. Is D’oggydoo threatening to destroy their careers and finances to the point where they end up on the streets? Is he hinting at a fine point of theology in which ghosts have no homes? Or was Locher so loosely educated that he doesn’t understand the meaning of the word?
Worse yet, will Locher remember the existence of Sue Doko and the We’re-Lyin businessmen, and feel compelled to bring them on-stage? Locher defies logic.
JCFremont about 14 years ago
CougarAllan - Thanks for the link! Phil Ochs has been a lifelong hero of mine, and that song in particular is one of my all-time favorites. Well done!
Morrow Cummings about 14 years ago
Boy, do the Dallas Cowboys need him on their roster! They wouldn’t be 6 and 2 right now!
margueritem about 14 years ago
Another wonder, WW!
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Can’t wait for tomorrow’s surprising development. A lecture from the homeless guy as he does the work of the government-appointed authority figures? Or does Thick slouch into action when the Evil Washington Slackers refuse to save D’oggydoo from the street-schizo who fears no guns? How will Locher use his secret power to ignore any hint of continuity?
And who is the homeless guy? Did he once work for D’illweed until he lost his job during a round of corporate lay-offs and outsourcing?
idarke about 14 years ago
I’m warning you - make one move and the vehicle registration on your cars will be invalid!