FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 15, 2017

Just do your homework, Peter, not make excuses.

The difference between a visionary and a lunatic is often a matter of luck.

You need to graduate from high school before you can take physics in college. And you can’t graduate until you pass your classes. and you won’t pass your classes if you don’t do your assignments.

Peter needs to get in touch with Stewie from Family Guy.

Peter seems to have an answer for everything… An asinine answer.

Well, Einstein did said time travel is possible. But if it ever does become reality, I’ll see to it is outlawed.

Peter needs to ask Jason for help on this one….

Since you are not a sports star, you won’t get into college without doing your homework, buddy.

I recently read “The Time Machine” by H. G. Wells. Great story.

If Jason hasn’t figured out how to do time travel, there’s no way Peter’s going to.

Plan won’t work because time doesn’t actually exist.

But if future Peter had time travel and was doing the homework, it would be turned in and we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

Check out “A Loint of Paw” by Isaac Asimov.

Flawed plan since none of the physics teachers you’ll ever have (probably) know how time travel works.

I time travel all the time at the rate of one second per second.

At least his reasoning is more creative than the excuses I get from my students.

Or perhaps he’s decided to take it easy on himself this year, wait for next summer to trigger the school year time warp, and maybe go for it next time around.

Maybe just don’t take physics? If that’s an option. At my high school, juniors and seniors got to choose which science class they took.