The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 26, 2017

I had a hunch he was going to think that.

how does she know his last name isn’t “cimodo” or “do?” OR that he just goes by one name: “quasimodo?”

Think Esmeralda would go for it?

@DARTH_GEEKBOY…Quasimodo…that name rings a bell…

Exactly what is she offering to enhance here?

Another Wednesday at the plastic surgery clinic.

“I’ll ring your bell” is his quasi motto.

After a few rounds at the local bistro he’s quasi blotto.

His ancient Citroën barely runs but could pass as a quasi auto.

He just wants to be kept abreast of the situation at the clinic.

I thought hump day was tomorrow

Ring them bells ye heathen from the city that dreams

Ring them bells from the sanctuaries cross the valleys and streams

For they’re deep and they’re wide

And the world is on its side

And time is running backwards

And so is the bride

Bob Dylan

I’m only quasi-happy with that answer.

Gene Wilder: “You know, I’m really quite a brilliant surgeon. I could fix that hump for you.”

Marty Feldman: “What hump?”

While all the comments above have a peal, I’d like to chime in with my own: Quasi’s usual modo-perations won’t work here. He’ll have to straighten up and fly right or Esmerelda will think he’s grotesque.

Quasimodo was out when I walked past Notre Dame Cathedral.