Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for October 21, 2017

For me, this week it was a half stick butter dish, a hearing aid battery key ring caddy, a seven variety set of lettuce seed hydroponic cartridges, a CO2 generating system for my aquarium, and a set of all the issues of old EC comics that contained a story based on a Ray Bradbury original.

Didn’t Opus order something like 5000 of those things one late night? Jimmjonzz, I would like everything you had minus the butter dish please.

YAY!! Turnip Twaddler Mk. 2!! But does it still come with the free Plum Pitter and Yogurt Squirter??

This makes me think of an old Far Side ‘toon where a woman is in a parking lot facing two store fronts. The sign on one says something like “PLASTIC CRAP” and the other’s sign says “MORE PLASTIC CRAP” I stayed away from Walmart for a long time after reading that.

Baby seal skin seats!

Berk’s expressions are an over-the-top hoot sometimes.

Steve’s taste in cars has… evolved. First, it was a gold Jeep (with a custom license plate that read, Horny ), then, a Buick, then a Corvette. Now this.

Breathed has lost it.

Dang – yesterday I said it was the Ronco Press-O-Matic. I was soooooo close.

Wait a minute… did Steve just call a Ferrari useless?

I like how Berke has improved on the original ‘turnip twaddler’ from the ’80s.

I had just about called it. I just wasn’t deranged enough to think about combining the turnip twaddler with twitter.

It was a Maserati GT until Masa was bought by F.I.A.T. and became a sister company to Chrysler.

I can understand Opus’ excitement; he hasn’t had his turnips twaddled for a long time.

Today’s background music: “Mr. Popeil” by Weird Al Yankovic.

ThomasBradley called it yesterday

I’ve always wondered: Just how do you twaddle a turnip? Or do I even want to know?

I don’t eat (or do anything else with) turnips. I don’t tweet. I’ll take the Ferrari. Who cares if there is no place to drive it as it is built to be driven? I’d just lock it in a garage and admire it and the fact that it is mine! (That is Steve’s point, isn’t it?)

There’s one twitter that I’d like to twaddle….please, please, please.

This is my birthday strip! Fitting, as I always asked for things I didn’t have yet then quickly got bored of them