Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 16, 2017

Want things to get better?

Go inside and order a stack of pancakes.

iWish.

They’re on the right track. Maple syrup and whipped cream always makes things better.

Yay, Pig. Yay!

If this were Mormon themed, the IHOP would then be altered to say “-e they call me on a mission” (Lee Cox would know what I mean).

Pig is dreaming of a rooty-tooty, fresh and fruity world.

I don’t know why everybody says you’re so dumb.

I’m not a big pancake fan, but that place does make a great breakfast of sausage, eggs, biscuits and gravy.

I understand though that IHOSEBAG wouldn’t be a very good name for a restaurant.

If you keep vandalizing storefronts, Pig, you’re going to get busted by an ICOP!

They aren’t selling hope. They are selling answers to personal hunger, for profit. You can buy hope nearly anywhere, but it won’t come with butter and syrup, just empty promises.

Sorry, Pig – that was the previous administration. The current administration’s motto appears to be “Just Give Up.”

Me too pig. Me too.

Need a fourth panel showing Pig getting arrested for vandalism.

Reminds me of Donna Summers hit, “Gotta have some Hot Syrup tonite”!

There was a restaurant in a book of Captain Underpants called “IHOPE this food doesn’t kill me.”

You hop, we hop, we all hop to IHOP!

Their pancakes are the best! And their prices are very reasonable

But…..doesn’t IHOP already make the world better? I mean, awesome buttermilk pancakes and not one, not one, but FOUR kinds of syrup to put on them? I like to get a meal where you get two pancakes, then I cut the stack in half, making four pieces. And then I have each piece with a different syrup. They’re all yummy. Oh, and don’t forget pumpkin pancakes! Now those are just good with the butter pecan syrup!

Does Pastis get paid for advertising the restaurant chain? Or does he get sued?

By a strange coincidence, we are going to IHOP for breakfast this morning. You all are making me really hungry. IHOPe it’s good (and things get better in the world).

One wishes there was some kind of PUNishment.

Thanks, I needed this.

Me too, Pig.

TRUMP is the ANTICHRIST…….

Then go to Denny’s instead.

That will never happen unless you kill Rat.

I’m just saying.

xxx

I come here to Pearls Before Swine as a refuge from the insanity of this world, and see this comic. Nice. :D

Every civilization since the beginning of our historical knowledge has risen and fallen like a political souffle people have made too much noise around. It’s not about religion; it’s about greed, territoriality, and the attempt of some to subjugate others to their will. Hate, prejudice, mass murders, slavery, rampant cruelty—these simply support the above. We can do better as a species, but so far we haven’t been able to balance sanity with human animal urges. God, a Presence which surely exists, has nothing to do with it, except that, whatever we ask for and accept , we get . We are given the tool of Karma, but we misuse it.

Do you mean to tell me that no one saw that? In an open restaurant? And here I thought Pig was the idiot of the group. Camouflage, perhaps?

Oh, Pig! I’d say you wear your emotions on your sleeve, if you had sleeves. But you don’t. so instead you deface other people’s property and tell yourself you’ve done a Good Thing.

Really rather hypocritical….

IHOP. That’s were one-legged waitstaff work.

Amen, Brother Pig. Now add a big heaping order of do-something-constructive to that hope and maybe you’ll get somewhere…

You and me both, Pig!

The pun doesn’t work anymore now that it’s IHOb!Suck on that, Pastis!

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it, I love you Pastis

I HOPe their pancakes are good..

Spell ‘iHop’

pig is too wholesome

Things wont get better in the world until liberals are eradicated.

Wait three years.

vandilism

Whoa. Pig is a graffiti artist