Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 14, 2017

Uncle Gary is due for a concussion right about now.

Gary needs to get the “play misty for me” treatment.

Ricky Ricardo Soto has a nice ring to it.

In all reality , P2 I Don’t care if anyone gets Misty . Shut up Robot ,her parents do ! You should treat women with respect unless you’re a politician , Hollywood figure or media mogul !

Fake news. Ricardo: Aged uncle, I can stand the name change and concussion rumor. But when you had the effects guy have that alien ship fire lasers at me on the line “rockets red glare”, and my head explode on “bursting in air” – well you went too far there

P1, I had to, nephew, you forgot half the words.

P2, Will anybody you know get misty over a broken jaw?

P3, Uncle Tonoose, ever up to date with the hot show-biz trends, floats Rickey Ricardo as Rick(ey)’s new stage name. Desi-Lu Productions sues.

Valley Tech and the dreaded Coach Drool will somehow utilize the video to file a complaint with The Valley Conference that GilPa let Ric back onto the field without following concussion protocol. When will Gary Unmarried pack his 1990 Mazda Miata and putter back to Cali? You Gilfanatics keep talking about basketball season. That also means AA’s apple juggling is not far behind.

Why is Rick’s mom so clueless about what’s going on here? Perhaps she’s the one with the concussion.

Sing Misty for me.

I don’t know how Ricky can tell WHAT it says when someone covered his phone screen with all of those labels.

P4: Uncle G laying on ground with phone stuck up his butt….

Wow, Uncle Creepy’s genius plan gets stupider by the minute. What’s his excuse now, “It’s not my fault if people jump to conclusions and think you have a concussion only because I said you have a concussion”? And what’s Rick’s complaint with the “Rick” nickname, doesn’t his mom and everybody at school call him that? (Or does he object to the Ricardo?) And speaking of objections, I’d object if you skipped ready today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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Living la vida loca motive?

I was willing to cut him some slack, but now I can’t avoid it: Uncle Gary is one of history’s greatest monsters.

I can’t decide between Mexican or Japanese for supper for some reason.

Too late in the day for anyone to see this but does he not look a little like a young Pete Rose in that first panel?

Rick is trending second only to a Fraternity kid who shoots out candles with ping balls fired from his A#^

Creepiest. Uncle. EVER.