Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for November 04, 2017

Hey, who left the Mirror of Erised in there?

Hence the expression, you handsome dog, you!

When George Clooney woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a little yellow dog.

As Berke Breathed himself said on Facebook…

“Pepe has set his crossed eyes

On winning a Westminster prize

He looks in the mirrors

And George appears

He’ll win when a pig up and flies."

Pepe looks like a Chihuahua-Chinese Crested mix

Hope he’s not on the “hit list”.

In my day I thought I could look like Cary Grant but I finally had to resign myself to the fact that I look like a bulldog. Fortunately for me all the women in my life found me funny and appreciated the fact that I was intimidating to other men and was good with my hands. (not what you might be thinking) I can build and fix things. So even without the Hollywood good looks I have had a good life. Good nature and sincerity goes a long ways which is why we love all dogs, even the ugly ones.

Um. No.

I must protest this outrageous and unauthorized use of my mirror image!!!! I’ll sue! Now where’s that d**n Dallas when you actually need a scumbag lawyer?!?

Hah….same thing happens to me, only when we hack into the matrix, my residual-self-image looks a lot like george clooney. How I look on the nebuchadnezzar? Well…lets just say I’m the LAST one Trinity would pick.

Bleah

Love the wallpaper.

I wish I had a mirror which made my reflection so handsome :~(

Sing along with Sherlock: “Oh lord, it’s hard to be humble…”

Granddoggie, all 14 pounds of her Chihuahua/terrier mix sees Thor.

Another plate from “Flawed Dogs.”

Suck it up, buttercup. We all do that.

I look at my cat and see Bengali (Thundercats). That’s why I named her that.

Clooney looks like a runt dog!

I knew it! Maybe I’ll have a chance with the fine ladies after all.

(P.S. Sorry, Amal, for making fun of that handsome dog….)